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I couldn't take it anymore....

IchbenIchben Member UncommonPosts: 296

I'm sorry guys, I had to do it. I had to leave the game. I had to cancel my subscription because the game just wasn't for me. I couldn't take the eye candy. I couldn't stand the boobs looking at me, staring at me, enticing me to play with them. Enticing me to love them. I do not like being mocked and those nasty little booblets were mocking me and I couldn't take it.

I could not stand the blood and the gore. It was too much for me. It was too much for my soul. I love the color purple but I hate the color red and Age of Conan was filled with red. It was filled with gore. It was filled with sadness and it was filled with tears.

And than there was the community. Those people were so mean to me. Espically the kids. Who would have thought the sweet little kiddies could be so cruel and have such foul mouths. They called me all kinds of names. One even told me to go play in traffic, can you believe that?!?! I thought this would be a place where I could make friends but after a few hours of in game play, I was sadly mistaken. Nobody would listen to me. Nobody wanted to talk or share. All they wanted to do was kill stuff, while beating their chest to prove their manliness in battle. All I wanted to do in game was help people. I wanted to form friendships and bonds that would last for a very long time. Sadly I do not think this will ever happen. And with a heavy heart. I must say my goodbyes.

My only hope is that in another world and another time I will have my place in the spotlight. My time to shine will be soon and it will be glorious. In the meantime I must continue my quest for that next big thing. Someday I will find my perfect game and my perfect game will find me. And than, I will be happy. I will be free. I will be loved. Farewell my friends....I love you all.

Ichben Einberliner

facebook.com/Ichben.Einberliner

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  • amcolexamcolex Member Posts: 12

  • Balthaazar1Balthaazar1 Member Posts: 531

    Thats hilarious, the color purple? Nice touch, I hope this was humour :)

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  • jippyukjippyuk Member UncommonPosts: 95

    Can I have what ever it is you've been puffing on? Amusing a read as it was mind :)

     

    Also, can I have your stuff and your account to try the game for the free month your giving up on please so I can see what the games like? :)

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  • SignusMSignusM Member Posts: 2,225

    The days of good community and actual social interaction in MMOs is dead. You can thank WoW.

    I actually kind of miss down time, forced people to TALK.

  • AntizAntiz Member Posts: 9

    Originally posted by Ichben



    Espically the kids. Who would have thought the sweet little kiddies could be so cruel and have such foul mouths. They called me all kinds of names. One even told me to go play in traffic, can you believe that?!?!

    xD man that made me laugh. and yeah i hope this was humour too otherwise

  • Psiho246Psiho246 Member Posts: 482

    Originally posted by Ichben

    And than there was the community. Those people were so mean to me. Espically the kids. Who would have thought the sweet little kiddies could be so cruel and have such foul mouths. They called me all kinds of names. One even told me to go play in traffic, can you believe that?!?! I thought this would be a place where I could make friends but after a few hours of in game play, I was sadly mistaken. Nobody would listen to me. Nobody wanted to talk or share. All they wanted to do was kill stuff, while beating their chest to prove their manliness in battle. All I wanted to do in game was help people. I wanted to form friendships and bonds that would last for a very long time. Sadly I do not think this will ever happen. And with a heavy heart. I must say my goodbyes.
    Damn, I feared this might happen. =/

    Hope the EU servers are more mature or something.

    Maybe you should have given it more time for the game to settle in on people.

     

    Well anyways, good luck finding MOO suitable for you.

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  • kingtommyboykingtommyboy Member Posts: 543

    that's a sad story.. Is it really that bad?

    But can I have your account then? If you don't want the game anny more and I think your free time is still running. I wanna try the game before I buy it :-)

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  • rshandlonrshandlon Member Posts: 173

    One of the best examples of Sarcasm I have ever seen.  to the OP,  you get a +10 interweb points for this post.  Seeing all the lamers coming here and posting how the game sucks so much after playing it for a few hours has been a total joke and I love how the OP has taken it and made fun of those threads in the best way possible.

     

    Anyone who thinks this was a serious thread really needs to step back and take a breather for once.

  • SonofSethSonofSeth Member UncommonPosts: 1,884

    I also hate the mocking boobs, so close and yet a whole dimension apart.

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  • Wharg0ulWharg0ul Member Posts: 4,183
    Originally posted by Psiho246


     
    Originally posted by Ichben

    And than there was the community. Those people were so mean to me. Espically the kids. Who would have thought the sweet little kiddies could be so cruel and have such foul mouths. They called me all kinds of names. One even told me to go play in traffic, can you believe that?!?! I thought this would be a place where I could make friends but after a few hours of in game play, I was sadly mistaken. Nobody would listen to me. Nobody wanted to talk or share. All they wanted to do was kill stuff, while beating their chest to prove their manliness in battle. All I wanted to do in game was help people. I wanted to form friendships and bonds that would last for a very long time. Sadly I do not think this will ever happen. And with a heavy heart. I must say my goodbyes.
    Damn, I feared this might happen. =/

     

    Hope the EU servers are more mature or something.

    Maybe you should have given it more time for the game to settle in on people.

     

    Well anyways, good luck finding MOO suitable for you.

    ah...I'm pretty sure he's making some kind of humor post here....

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  • synaptycsynaptyc Member Posts: 35

    I said it ingame, and I'll say it here...

    GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC!

    Now.... I'm going outside to play.

    YEAH RIGHT! Kids don't play outside anymore

    Seriously, you should try out  my new game.

    Get more info HERE.

    *hugs*

     

    ~Syn

  • ChannceChannce Member CommonPosts: 570

    bet you where on a l33t (pvp) server, come to Derketo PvE, nothing like you describe, well cept for the naked woman and blood.

    When I said i had "time", i meant virtual time, i got no RL "time" for you.

  • Psiho246Psiho246 Member Posts: 482

     

    Originally posted by Wharg0ul
    ah...I'm pretty sure he's making some kind of humor post here....

    Hmmm, my sensors seem to be malfunctioning.

     

    When I read it again I got it. :P

    Didn't read the blood/boob part the first time.

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  • IchbenIchben Member UncommonPosts: 296

    Originally posted by jippyuk


    Can I have what ever it is you've been puffing on? Amusing a read as it was mind :)
     
    Also, can I have your stuff and your account to try the game for the free month your giving up on please so I can see what the games like? :)
    No you cannot have what I am puffing on because I ain't puffing anything. Nor can you have my stuff. You insulted me. You called me a bad name. You are implying I am a drug addict which couldn't be farther from the truth. I want an apology young man. And I want it NOW!!!

    Besides my stuff and account are my prize possessions. I love them and nothing can make me give them up.....NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ichy Wichy

    facebook.com/Ichben.Einberliner

  • IchbenIchben Member UncommonPosts: 296

    Originally posted by rshandlon


    One of the best examples of Sarcasm I have ever seen.  to the OP,  you get a +10 interweb points for this post.  Seeing all the lamers coming here and posting how the game sucks so much after playing it for a few hours has been a total joke and I love how the OP has taken it and made fun of those threads in the best way possible.
     
    Anyone who thinks this was a serious thread really needs to step back and take a breather for once.

    Rshandlon I was not trying to be sarcastic nor was I trying to be funny. I was serial when I said that the community broke my heart. I was also serial when I said the boobs made me angry.

    You sir are a troll and if you continue to be a troll I will have to report you and have you banned from this forum for not taking me serially. Is that clear young man. IS THAT CLEAR YOU MEANY!!!!!

    Ichben Einberliner

    facebook.com/Ichben.Einberliner

  • HashbrickHashbrick Member RarePosts: 1,851


    Originally posted by Ichben

    Originally posted by rshandlon

    One of the best examples of Sarcasm I have ever seen. to the OP, you get a +10 interweb points for this post. Seeing all the lamers coming here and posting how the game sucks so much after playing it for a few hours has been a total joke and I love how the OP has taken it and made fun of those threads in the best way possible.

    Anyone who thinks this was a serious thread really needs to step back and take a breather for once.


    Rshandlon I was not trying to be sarcastic nor was I trying to be funny. I was serial when I said that the community broke my heart. I was also serial when I said the boobs made me angry.
    You sir are a troll and if you continue to be a troll I will have to report you and have you banned from this forum for not taking me serially. Is that clear young man. IS THAT CLEAR YOU MEANY!!!!!
    Ichben Einberliner

    It's KingCarebear in disguise, the first give away is the name changing on the bottom of each post. Either way it was a good laugh.

    [[ DEAD ]] - Funny - I deleted my account on the site using the cancel account button.  Forum user is separate and still exists with no way of deleting it. Delete it admins. Do it, this ends now.
  • DodooDodoo Member Posts: 78

    Sadly I could not finish reading the OP because sadness slowly filled my heart until it burst open, releasing myriads of little "lolz".

    If I could try the game I'd surely die watching all those bloody boobs!

  • IchbenIchben Member UncommonPosts: 296

    Originally posted by Channce


    bet you where on a l33t (pvp) server, come to Derketo PvE, nothing like you describe, well cept for the naked woman and blood.

    I'm sorry Channce. I would come to your server but the naked woman and the blood would drive me CRAZY!!!! The naked ladies are such a distraction to me. I can't seem to focus on my job when they are around. I can't complete my mission when they are near. I can't think clearly when they are beside with their boobs right in my face. I need to go to a place in AOC where I can focus. I need to be able to concentrate to accomplish my goals. And I simply can't concentrate with boobies shoved in my face. Maybe if I wasn't a silly little virgin things would be easier. DANG IT!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!

    Ichben Einberliner

    facebook.com/Ichben.Einberliner

  • IchbenIchben Member UncommonPosts: 296

    Originally posted by HashBrick


     

    Originally posted by Ichben


    Originally posted by rshandlon
     
    One of the best examples of Sarcasm I have ever seen. to the OP, you get a +10 interweb points for this post. Seeing all the lamers coming here and posting how the game sucks so much after playing it for a few hours has been a total joke and I love how the OP has taken it and made fun of those threads in the best way possible.



    Anyone who thinks this was a serious thread really needs to step back and take a breather for once.



    Rshandlon I was not trying to be sarcastic nor was I trying to be funny. I was serial when I said that the community broke my heart. I was also serial when I said the boobs made me angry.

    You sir are a troll and if you continue to be a troll I will have to report you and have you banned from this forum for not taking me serially. Is that clear young man. IS THAT CLEAR YOU MEANY!!!!!

    Ichben Einberliner

     

    It's KingCarebear in disguise, the first give away is the name changing on the bottom of each post. Either way it was a good laugh.

    HasBrick, I am not KingCarebear. I have no idea where you got that idea from. But it is WAY OFF!!! Don't get me wrong. I am flattered that you would think I was the great KingCarebear. I really am.

    I look up to him. He's like a father to me and I will always love him. He will always be my "true" daddy.

    Ichy

    facebook.com/Ichben.Einberliner

  • markoraosmarkoraos Member Posts: 1,593

    A poor attempt at irony.

    I presume that the OP is trying to insult people who don't like his game by forcing the most ridiculous arguments into their mouths and thus, by association, discrediting any valid criticism.

    It's called argumentum ad absurdum  and is commonly used as a dirty trick in amateur rhetorics. Needless to say you'd get laughed out of any serious discussion if caught using it.

    Nothing to see here folks, move along...

  • ndpunchndpunch Member Posts: 208

    Ichben is one the few posters here who's writings are worth reading, over and over again!

    Hat off to You sir. You're a genious, it's easy to tell just by reading the answers from these morons.

  • ShohadakuShohadaku Member Posts: 581

    Problem with the spoiled kiddie online flamemasters is their parents don't kick their arses. Respect for other people is not a quality in our youth. The way some of these kids talk to even their parents is pathetic.

    No offense to any young people that have respect for others and don't fit this. Also it's not only kids. I worked as a bouncer/security at nightclubs for many years and seen adults act worse then kids.

    People need to pull their heads out of the sand and have more respect for themselves and those around them.

    Conan, good, or bad, whatever your opinion is, draws the worst element in part to it's nudity, and (to a lesser extent) gore. I hear many times how people think it will keep the kids away, I see just the opposite.

    This will draw pre-teen/teen/post teen pervs like flies to dung.

    The upside is on a PVP server atleast you would have good reason to attack these pukes.

    If anyone has a buddy key throw it my way please. I would like to see if this game warrants subscribing.

  • NotNiceDinoNotNiceDino Member Posts: 320

    This thread is so full of win that I just ODed on win and had a win attack, now I have to go to the hospital and get a winpendectomy. And it's all the OPs fault.

    Active: WoW

    Semi-retired: STO

    Fully retired: UO, EQ, AC, SWG, FFXI, DDO:EU, PoTBS, AoC, EvE

    Tried: EQ2, Tabula Rasa, Auto-Assault, Isteria, LotRO, Wizard 101

    Looking forward to: Star Citizen

  • noxxnoxx Member UncommonPosts: 120

    lmao sorry......

  • IchbenIchben Member UncommonPosts: 296

     

    Originally posted by markoraos


    A poor attempt at irony.
    I presume that the OP is trying to insult people who don't like his game by forcing the most ridiculous arguments into their mouths and thus, by association, discrediting any valid criticism.
    It's called argumentum ad absurdum  and is commonly used as a dirty trick in amateur rhetorics. Needless to say you'd get laughed out of any serious discussion if caught using it.
    Nothing to see here folks, move along...



    Markoraos I am not trying to insult anybody. YOU are the one being insulting. And YOU are the one who is being MEAN!!! I am ashamed to admit it, but I am a very sensitive person. It is a flaw I have been trying to get rid of for years. But to my dismay, it won't go away. I am not saying AOC is a bad game. I'm just saying the people and the environment within the game world made me sad and angry, it even brought me to tears. You may think there is nothing here to see, but I believe otherwise. I think there is a lot to see in this thread. And there is a lot that needs to be seen in the MMORPG industry.

     

    We need games and MMORPG more geared toward nurturing and helping our youth. Give our children games filled with violence, gore and booblets is not a positive sign. Where is the creativity? Where is the expression? Where is the excitment and joy of the art of roleplay. Nobody likes to roleplay anymore. It is like a fallen art, slowly fading away in the darkness. Slowly fading away into time, never to show its face again. I have tried countless times to convince the community and the mods to have a role play section on this forum, but all I get as a response is silence. I hear nothing. I hear no sound.

    The more days that go by the more my heart bleeds for the future of the industry. The future of the gamers. When will we see the light? When will we have our galaxy back? When will we see our stars and when will we see our wars? Please, somebody tell me. Somebody show me the way!!!

    Ichben Einberliner 

    facebook.com/Ichben.Einberliner

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