"Anyone STUPID enough to buy AoC's expansion (thus donating even more money for the ability to get ripped off and laughed at by FunCom) when the content they are going to add should have been in before launch.... needs to be drug out into the street, have their testies tied to a ATV, and driven through a cactus field.... U SHOULD NOT BREED"
After Anarchy Online fiasco Funcom's expensions made a lot of impact and lots of those "trolls" which claimed I would never buy another Funcom product did infact bought expensions and were playing AO for several years.
"Hey umm... guys? Where is all of the stuff that was promised?"
"What are you talking about?"
"You know, working sieges with hundreds upon hundreds of people, DX10, balanced classes, an end game, items that worked, glitch free--"
"Woah woah woah, we never promised any of that!"
"Yeah you kinda di---"
"No no no, just look at the water! It's AMAZING how much detail we put into it! And we have 17,000 different versions of grass!"
"Wait, what about all the---"
"And our combat! You can dodge, duck, evade, all that cool stuff!"
"But the combat doesn't even wor--"
"We have had over a billion people buy our boxes!! IT'S AMAZING!!"
And so on. Three months later...
"Hey dude, what's up? We haven't seen you for like 2 and a half months!"
"Well, that's because I quit."
"What, why would you ever want to quit AoC?"
"Well, first of all you flat out lied about the game for cheap box sales, and secondly you don't even listen to your custo--"
"No worries, dude! We're making an expansion that will be sure to BLOW YOUR HEAD UP! That's right, BLOW IT ALL OFF! GORE!!! BOOBS! ALL CAPS!! AMAZZING!!"
"There is little gore and boobs in this game..."
"We're adding it in NOW!! And this time, we'll also bring in DX10!!! SIEGES!!! MAJOR GAME FIXES!!! END-GAME CONTENT!!! AAAAMMMMAAAZZZIINNNNGGG!!!"
"WHAT!?!? You promised this stuff at release and you guys are trying to sell it off in an expan--"
"JUST 50 BUCKS AND IT'S ALL YOURS!! GORE AND BOOBIES!!! ALL CAPS! BECOME THE KING!!! AMAZING!!!"
There are a lot of stupid people who will buy this expansion regardless of the current state of the game, and regardless of them adding what they orginally promised.
Warhammer will make the same announcement 6 months after launch, announcing the readding of the 4 cities and 4 classes that they cut, along with the removal of the level reward advancement system, real world siege and castle sieges, and all the other promised crap.
Man im glad star wars the force unleashed, fable 2, endwar, naruto ninja storm, red alert 3, and a lot of other single player games are coming out in the next 2 months, because mmo are a sad fucking dissapointment these days.
Quotations Those Who make peaceful resolutions impossible, make violent resolutions inevitable. John F. Kennedy
Life... is the shit that happens while you wait for moments that never come - Lester Freeman
Lie to no one. If there 's somebody close to you, you'll ruin it with a lie. If they're a stranger, who the fuck are they you gotta lie to them? - Willy Nelson
"Hey umm... guys? Where is all of the stuff that was promised?" "What are you talking about?" "You know, working sieges with hundreds upon hundreds of people, DX10, balanced classes, an end game, items that worked, glitch free--" "Woah woah woah, we never promised any of that!" "Yeah you kinda di---" "No no no, just look at the water! It's AMAZING how much detail we put into it! And we have 17,000 different versions of grass!" "Wait, what about all the---" "And our combat! You can dodge, duck, evade, all that cool stuff!" "But the combat doesn't even wor--" "We have had over a billion people buy our boxes!! IT'S AMAZING!!" And so on. Three months later... "Hey dude, what's up? We haven't seen you for like 2 and a half months!" "Well, that's because I quit." "What, why would you ever want to quit AoC?" "Well, first of all you flat out lied about the game for cheap box sales, and secondly you don't even listen to your custo--" "No worries, dude! We're making an expansion that will be sure to BLOW YOUR HEAD UP! That's right, BLOW IT ALL OFF! GORE!!! BOOBS! ALL CAPS!! AMAZZING!!" "There is little gore and boobs in this game..." "We're adding it in NOW!! And this time, we'll also bring in DX10!!! SIEGES!!! MAJOR GAME FIXES!!! END-GAME CONTENT!!! AAAAMMMMAAAZZZIINNNNGGG!!!" "WHAT!?!? You promised this stuff at release and you guys are trying to sell it off in an expan--" "JUST 50 BUCKS AND IT'S ALL YOURS!! GORE AND BOOBIES!!! ALL CAPS! BECOME THE KING!!! AMAZING!!!" "..."
Dont forget the 1500 armor pieces in game!!!
But all I have found is the same =brown armor for 80 levels
Well its on the npcs !!! But still it looks awesome!!!!111111 Youll get to have them in the expansion
But you promised-
Dont worry its all in the expansion!!!
and sas dont feel bad about building yourself a new pc I did too for aoc and now I have a new pc to play all sorts of other better games...
There are a lot of stupid people who will buy this expansion regardless of the current state of the game, and regardless of them adding what they orginally promised.
Warhammer will make the same announcement 6 months after launch, announcing the readding of the 4 cities and 4 classes that they cut, along with the removal of the level reward advancement system, real world siege and castle sieges, and all the other promised crap.
Man im glad star wars the force unleashed, fable 2, endwar, naruto ninja storm, red alert 3, and a lot of other single player games are coming out in the next 2 months, because mmo are a sad fucking dissapointment these days.
QFE,I thought even warhammer might be different, however last night I found out those who tested endgame "elders" Are still under NDA and It will never be removed.Anyone passing around info that Mythic is handling stuff different is full of it.
For every minute you are angry , you lose 60 seconds of happiness."-Emerson
No inside special news from Avery? I was figuring on finding the ninjas name and sign in here somewhere along with a story about whata great idea this is.
Hmm... why does this announcement feel like an insult?
The game being as incomplete as it was from launch, with many people feeling sore at paying for promises undlivered, they announce an expansion customers will have to pay more for? Yikes...
Ah well, who cares. They had their moment. Now it's war's turn. Maybe once I am bored of WAR will take a look at this again.
But it all leaves a pretty bad taste in the mouth.
And you people with the "failcom" logo are just sad.
Actually I'm pretty happy. Funcom stock is dropping faster than subs to AOC and employee's are bailing. Warhammer is getting ready to KO them and sadly still no PVP patch (Guess they are saving that for the expansion) LMAO.
There are a lot of stupid people who will buy this expansion regardless of the current state of the game, and regardless of them adding what they orginally promised.
Warhammer will make the same announcement 6 months after launch, announcing the readding of the 4 cities and 4 classes that they cut, along with the removal of the level reward advancement system, real world siege and castle sieges, and all the other promised crap.
Man im glad star wars the force unleashed, fable 2, endwar, naruto ninja storm, red alert 3, and a lot of other single player games are coming out in the next 2 months, because mmo are a sad fucking dissapointment these days.
QFE,I thought even warhammer might be different, however last night I found out those who tested endgame "elders" Are still under NDA and It will never be removed.Anyone passing around info that Mythic is handling stuff different is full of it.
Dude pretty much all the information you could want is available and not under the NDA right now.
Essentially the elders are probably just testing stuff a patch ahead or who knows what. You know that even games like WoW have people internally that test a patch before information is released to the public, right? This is nothing new except that elder testers aren't all working internally.
There are a lot of stupid people who will buy this expansion regardless of the current state of the game, and regardless of them adding what they orginally promised.
Warhammer will make the same announcement 6 months after launch, announcing the readding of the 4 cities and 4 classes that they cut, along with the removal of the level reward advancement system, real world siege and castle sieges, and all the other promised crap.
Man im glad star wars the force unleashed, fable 2, endwar, naruto ninja storm, red alert 3, and a lot of other single player games are coming out in the next 2 months, because mmo are a sad fucking dissapointment these days.
QFE,I thought even warhammer might be different, however last night I found out those who tested endgame "elders" Are still under NDA and It will never be removed.Anyone passing around info that Mythic is handling stuff different is full of it.
Dude pretty much all the information you could want is available and not under the NDA right now.
Essentially the elders are probably just testing stuff a patch ahead or who knows what. You know that even games like WoW have people internally that test a patch before information is released to the public, right? This is nothing new except that elder testers aren't all working internally.
lets look at it in comparison to AOC , The only thing different is Mythic announced what they were cutting .
open beta only available for tier 1 and 2 testing ? Check.
Multiple groups of testers , Partial NDA removal? Check.
Mass praising without knowing the whole story ? Check
Everything else is heresay , We know what we're allowed to know , As are most testers . There's nothing different here.
For every minute you are angry , you lose 60 seconds of happiness."-Emerson
There are a lot of stupid people who will buy this expansion regardless of the current state of the game, and regardless of them adding what they orginally promised.
Warhammer will make the same announcement 6 months after launch, announcing the readding of the 4 cities and 4 classes that they cut, along with the removal of the level reward advancement system, real world siege and castle sieges, and all the other promised crap.
Man im glad star wars the force unleashed, fable 2, endwar, naruto ninja storm, red alert 3, and a lot of other single player games are coming out in the next 2 months, because mmo are a sad fucking dissapointment these days.
QFE,I thought even warhammer might be different, however last night I found out those who tested endgame "elders" Are still under NDA and It will never be removed.Anyone passing around info that Mythic is handling stuff different is full of it.
All games are like this. I'll use your example of Fable 2 for one:
In Fable 1 we were promised an actual interchangeable storyline. You could plant a tree and watch it grow. You could kill an entire village and watch it become a ghost town or let it grow and prosper. What we got in Fable 1 was either be a really really evil baby eater or a really really good guy who couldn't let his sister live AND have the sword of aeons (A sword of evil and death for non fable players) just because it wouldn't be "right". We also followed the same 8 hour storyline with 3 different twists that didn't change it at all other than, if you're either a really really good or evil guy.
I might also want to mention that when you pillaged a village and returned in a week's time everything was back to hunky dory and you're still the hero of the world. Whut. And whut.
But in Fable 2 we'll be able to plant a tree and watch it grow! Play a completely interchangeable storyline! Become anything we want (now good, bad, or in-between!) and either let that camp you see in the corner live and watch it become a city in a month or kill the two happy couples and come back in a month and find their corpses being picked apart by birds. Wait, wasn't that promised in Fable 1? See what I'm getting at?
The entire gaming industry is fucked up. I could make the same thing out of every one of those games you mentioned except for red alert 3 (because I've never even heard of that game).
Originally posted by Malickiebloo Originally posted by Nadril
Originally posted by Malickiebloo
Originally posted by DeserttFoxx
There are a lot of stupid people who will buy this expansion regardless of the current state of the game, and regardless of them adding what they orginally promised.
Warhammer will make the same announcement 6 months after launch, announcing the readding of the 4 cities and 4 classes that they cut, along with the removal of the level reward advancement system, real world siege and castle sieges, and all the other promised crap.
Man im glad star wars the force unleashed, fable 2, endwar, naruto ninja storm, red alert 3, and a lot of other single player games are coming out in the next 2 months, because mmo are a sad fucking dissapointment these days.
QFE,I thought even warhammer might be different, however last night I found out those who tested endgame "elders" Are still under NDA and It will never be removed.Anyone passing around info that Mythic is handling stuff different is full of it.
Dude pretty much all the information you could want is available and not under the NDA right now.
Essentially the elders are probably just testing stuff a patch ahead or who knows what. You know that even games like WoW have people internally that test a patch before information is released to the public, right? This is nothing new except that elder testers aren't all working internally.
lets look at it in comparison to AOC , The only thing different is Mythic announced what they were cutting . open beta only available for tier 1 and 2 testing ? Check. Multiple groups of testers , Partial NDA removal? Check. Mass praising without knowing the whole story ? Check Everything else is heresay , We know what we're allowed to know , As are most testers . There's nothing different here.
Except that we can see for our own eyes the T4 content WORKING. We did not have any proof of sieges working and testers didn't even test them.
Sorry but you are comparing two totally different things here dude. The entire NDA is removed, the elder testers are just separate. Anything a person would want to know can be answered by beta testers currently. T1-T4 content.
Originally posted by Malickiebloo lets look at it in comparison to AOC , The only thing different is Mythic announced what they were cutting .
Sounds about right - but to me thats one hell of a difference!
Oh and please: "Every MMO launch is like this. Every (MMO) publisher did that for the last decade. Every MMO veteran should know this..." Newsflash: Demographics have changed, new players aboard... They are called consumers and they expect that the industry adapt and learn from prior mistakes...
The "MMO veterans" are of course welcome to take all the accumulated knowledge of "What new MMO users should and should not expect because ALL MMO's are like that"... Please type it out on your IBM or Olivetti typewriter and bring it home in your Ford-T... (Hey - just assuming that because nothing ever evolves and everything just stays the same?)
Oh well - Yay - An AoC "expansion"??? I guess AoC (Age of Cheats) are meeting AoC2 (Apes on Crack - We're monkeys too)
We dont need casuals in our games!!! Errm... Well we DO need casuals to fund and populate our games - But the games should be all about "hardcore" because: We dont need casuals in our games!!! (repeat ad infinitum)
There are a lot of stupid people who will buy this expansion regardless of the current state of the game, and regardless of them adding what they orginally promised.
Warhammer will make the same announcement 6 months after launch, announcing the readding of the 4 cities and 4 classes that they cut, along with the removal of the level reward advancement system, real world siege and castle sieges, and all the other promised crap.
Man im glad star wars the force unleashed, fable 2, endwar, naruto ninja storm, red alert 3, and a lot of other single player games are coming out in the next 2 months, because mmo are a sad fucking dissapointment these days.
QFE,I thought even warhammer might be different, however last night I found out those who tested endgame "elders" Are still under NDA and It will never be removed.Anyone passing around info that Mythic is handling stuff different is full of it.
Dude pretty much all the information you could want is available and not under the NDA right now.
Essentially the elders are probably just testing stuff a patch ahead or who knows what. You know that even games like WoW have people internally that test a patch before information is released to the public, right? This is nothing new except that elder testers aren't all working internally.
lets look at it in comparison to AOC , The only thing different is Mythic announced what they were cutting .
open beta only available for tier 1 and 2 testing ? Check.
Multiple groups of testers , Partial NDA removal? Check.
Mass praising without knowing the whole story ? Check
Everything else is heresay , We know what we're allowed to know , As are most testers . There's nothing different here.
Comments
I've said it once, and I will say it again...
"Anyone STUPID enough to buy AoC's expansion (thus donating even more money for the ability to get ripped off and laughed at by FunCom) when the content they are going to add should have been in before launch.... needs to be drug out into the street, have their testies tied to a ATV, and driven through a cactus field.... U SHOULD NOT BREED"
"I am mscouts, and I approved this message"
After Anarchy Online fiasco Funcom's expensions made a lot of impact and lots of those "trolls" which claimed I would never buy another Funcom product did infact bought expensions and were playing AO for several years.
p.s. Not saying that will happen to age of conan.
Futilez[Do You Have What It Takes ?]
The big patch that has been waiting for 3 months will be in the expansion and it will be released next month.
fact,
The funny thing is Funcom only gets 20% of the box revenue. At an average of (guessing) $40 US a pop, that is $8 per box.
Ultimately it will be a last ditch attempt to return to a profitable subscriber level. They will be well below that by then. Like, 150k short.
Lit
Pretty sure the last thing Age of Conan needs is more PR about Vapor.
So what happened to the free kingship expansion that is supposed to come out this winter?
"Hey umm... guys? Where is all of the stuff that was promised?"
"What are you talking about?"
"You know, working sieges with hundreds upon hundreds of people, DX10, balanced classes, an end game, items that worked, glitch free--"
"Woah woah woah, we never promised any of that!"
"Yeah you kinda di---"
"No no no, just look at the water! It's AMAZING how much detail we put into it! And we have 17,000 different versions of grass!"
"Wait, what about all the---"
"And our combat! You can dodge, duck, evade, all that cool stuff!"
"But the combat doesn't even wor--"
"We have had over a billion people buy our boxes!! IT'S AMAZING!!"
And so on. Three months later...
"Hey dude, what's up? We haven't seen you for like 2 and a half months!"
"Well, that's because I quit."
"What, why would you ever want to quit AoC?"
"Well, first of all you flat out lied about the game for cheap box sales, and secondly you don't even listen to your custo--"
"No worries, dude! We're making an expansion that will be sure to BLOW YOUR HEAD UP! That's right, BLOW IT ALL OFF! GORE!!! BOOBS! ALL CAPS!! AMAZZING!!"
"There is little gore and boobs in this game..."
"We're adding it in NOW!! And this time, we'll also bring in DX10!!! SIEGES!!! MAJOR GAME FIXES!!! END-GAME CONTENT!!! AAAAMMMMAAAZZZIINNNNGGG!!!"
"WHAT!?!? You promised this stuff at release and you guys are trying to sell it off in an expan--"
"JUST 50 BUCKS AND IT'S ALL YOURS!! GORE AND BOOBIES!!! ALL CAPS! BECOME THE KING!!! AMAZING!!!"
"..."
what people like me do is hopelessly wait for miracle to happen
I invested (ove $1000 for a new computer + $40 for mammoth code on ebay + SE )
After investing quite a bit , when the game fails so miserable u refuse to believe that u wasted all the money.
Finally on aug 20 i put the curtains down , humbly accept my foolishness and cancelled my subscription.
Without , even fulfilling basic game as promised even mentioning expansion is unthinkable.
For me its done expansion or not, 2009 has AION and GW2 coming
There are a lot of stupid people who will buy this expansion regardless of the current state of the game, and regardless of them adding what they orginally promised.
Warhammer will make the same announcement 6 months after launch, announcing the readding of the 4 cities and 4 classes that they cut, along with the removal of the level reward advancement system, real world siege and castle sieges, and all the other promised crap.
Man im glad star wars the force unleashed, fable 2, endwar, naruto ninja storm, red alert 3, and a lot of other single player games are coming out in the next 2 months, because mmo are a sad fucking dissapointment these days.
Quotations Those Who make peaceful resolutions impossible, make violent resolutions inevitable. John F. Kennedy
Life... is the shit that happens while you wait for moments that never come - Lester Freeman
Lie to no one. If there 's somebody close to you, you'll ruin it with a lie. If they're a stranger, who the fuck are they you gotta lie to them? - Willy Nelson
Dont forget the 1500 armor pieces in game!!!
But all I have found is the same =brown armor for 80 levels
Well its on the npcs !!! But still it looks awesome!!!!111111 Youll get to have them in the expansion
But you promised-
Dont worry its all in the expansion!!!
and sas dont feel bad about building yourself a new pc I did too for aoc and now I have a new pc to play all sorts of other better games...
QFE,I thought even warhammer might be different, however last night I found out those who tested endgame "elders" Are still under NDA and It will never be removed.Anyone passing around info that Mythic is handling stuff different is full of it.
For every minute you are angry , you lose 60 seconds of happiness."-Emerson
Its been a while since I lol'd at a post
LOL me too! good post Murais
No inside special news from Avery? I was figuring on finding the ninjas name and sign in here somewhere along with a story about whata great idea this is.
Fungerer som det skal
Hmm... why does this announcement feel like an insult?
The game being as incomplete as it was from launch, with many people feeling sore at paying for promises undlivered, they announce an expansion customers will have to pay more for? Yikes...
Ah well, who cares. They had their moment. Now it's war's turn. Maybe once I am bored of WAR will take a look at this again.
But it all leaves a pretty bad taste in the mouth.
Even SOE didn't come out with a Vanguard expansion while working on patching away the bugs.
No it won't.
And you people with the "failcom" logo are just sad.
This about sums up what the managers at funcom what to say..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG6b3V2MNxQ&feature=related
No it won't.
And you people with the "failcom" logo are just sad.
Actually I'm pretty happy. Funcom stock is dropping faster than subs to AOC and employee's are bailing. Warhammer is getting ready to KO them and sadly still no PVP patch (Guess they are saving that for the expansion) LMAO.
Getting what they deserve IMHO
Dude pretty much all the information you could want is available and not under the NDA right now.
Essentially the elders are probably just testing stuff a patch ahead or who knows what. You know that even games like WoW have people internally that test a patch before information is released to the public, right? This is nothing new except that elder testers aren't all working internally.
Dude pretty much all the information you could want is available and not under the NDA right now.
Essentially the elders are probably just testing stuff a patch ahead or who knows what. You know that even games like WoW have people internally that test a patch before information is released to the public, right? This is nothing new except that elder testers aren't all working internally.
lets look at it in comparison to AOC , The only thing different is Mythic announced what they were cutting .
open beta only available for tier 1 and 2 testing ? Check.
Multiple groups of testers , Partial NDA removal? Check.
Mass praising without knowing the whole story ? Check
Everything else is heresay , We know what we're allowed to know , As are most testers . There's nothing different here.
For every minute you are angry , you lose 60 seconds of happiness."-Emerson
QFE,I thought even warhammer might be different, however last night I found out those who tested endgame "elders" Are still under NDA and It will never be removed.Anyone passing around info that Mythic is handling stuff different is full of it.
All games are like this. I'll use your example of Fable 2 for one:
In Fable 1 we were promised an actual interchangeable storyline. You could plant a tree and watch it grow. You could kill an entire village and watch it become a ghost town or let it grow and prosper. What we got in Fable 1 was either be a really really evil baby eater or a really really good guy who couldn't let his sister live AND have the sword of aeons (A sword of evil and death for non fable players) just because it wouldn't be "right". We also followed the same 8 hour storyline with 3 different twists that didn't change it at all other than, if you're either a really really good or evil guy.
I might also want to mention that when you pillaged a village and returned in a week's time everything was back to hunky dory and you're still the hero of the world. Whut. And whut.
But in Fable 2 we'll be able to plant a tree and watch it grow! Play a completely interchangeable storyline! Become anything we want (now good, bad, or in-between!) and either let that camp you see in the corner live and watch it become a city in a month or kill the two happy couples and come back in a month and find their corpses being picked apart by birds. Wait, wasn't that promised in Fable 1? See what I'm getting at?
The entire gaming industry is fucked up. I could make the same thing out of every one of those games you mentioned except for red alert 3 (because I've never even heard of that game).
Dude pretty much all the information you could want is available and not under the NDA right now.
Essentially the elders are probably just testing stuff a patch ahead or who knows what. You know that even games like WoW have people internally that test a patch before information is released to the public, right? This is nothing new except that elder testers aren't all working internally.
lets look at it in comparison to AOC , The only thing different is Mythic announced what they were cutting .
open beta only available for tier 1 and 2 testing ? Check.
Multiple groups of testers , Partial NDA removal? Check.
Mass praising without knowing the whole story ? Check
Everything else is heresay , We know what we're allowed to know , As are most testers . There's nothing different here.
Except that we can see for our own eyes the T4 content WORKING. We did not have any proof of sieges working and testers didn't even test them.
Sorry but you are comparing two totally different things here dude. The entire NDA is removed, the elder testers are just separate. Anything a person would want to know can be answered by beta testers currently. T1-T4 content.
Sounds about right - but to me thats one hell of a difference!
Oh and please: "Every MMO launch is like this. Every (MMO) publisher did that for the last decade. Every MMO veteran should know this..." Newsflash: Demographics have changed, new players aboard... They are called consumers and they expect that the industry adapt and learn from prior mistakes...
The "MMO veterans" are of course welcome to take all the accumulated knowledge of "What new MMO users should and should not expect because ALL MMO's are like that"... Please type it out on your IBM or Olivetti typewriter and bring it home in your Ford-T... (Hey - just assuming that because nothing ever evolves and everything just stays the same?)
Oh well - Yay - An AoC "expansion"??? I guess AoC (Age of Cheats) are meeting AoC2 (Apes on Crack - We're monkeys too)
We dont need casuals in our games!!! Errm... Well we DO need casuals to fund and populate our games - But the games should be all about "hardcore" because: We dont need casuals in our games!!!
(repeat ad infinitum)
they really have an incredible set of balls to start on an expansion when the game isnt even working.
Dude pretty much all the information you could want is available and not under the NDA right now.
Essentially the elders are probably just testing stuff a patch ahead or who knows what. You know that even games like WoW have people internally that test a patch before information is released to the public, right? This is nothing new except that elder testers aren't all working internally.
lets look at it in comparison to AOC , The only thing different is Mythic announced what they were cutting .
open beta only available for tier 1 and 2 testing ? Check.
Multiple groups of testers , Partial NDA removal? Check.
Mass praising without knowing the whole story ? Check
Everything else is heresay , We know what we're allowed to know , As are most testers . There's nothing different here.
Lol. you aren t serious are you?