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Natalie Dylan Auctions Off Virginity For Offers Of Up To $3.7 Million

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  • FaxxerFaxxer Member Posts: 3,247

    "There is a sucker born every minute..."

     

    She just happened to find her a high paying sucker.....

    there is more to this store....  She'll get fined, or arrested, or the guy will find some reason not to pay that much...etc... it'll be  a big nat'l joke....then Heff will hire her for playboy and her college degrees will mean jack anyway.

    Seriously, that much money...virgin or not...well never buy what that person is looking for.

  • kuhcecilsakuhcecilsa Member Posts: 8

    mine is for auction too!!

  • Jimmy_ScytheJimmy_Scythe Member CommonPosts: 3,586
    Originally posted by Draenor

    Originally posted by Jimmy_Scythe

    Originally posted by Illius


    Jimmy likes midget hookers because their small hands make his junk look huge.

     

    Yeah, there is that...

    But since they're "economy sized" I actually save money



     

    According to Manswers on Spike, midget hookers actually charge twice as much because they're such a novelty

     

    and I would be willing to bet that whoever is spending 3.7 million dollars on this girl is a virgin as well.

     

    Apparently I need to be more specific when I'm joking....

    At one time I did, in fact, believe that I had a very developed sense of humor. Thank you for correcting me sir.

    Thank you.

  • ThrakkThrakk Member Posts: 1,226

    anybody can pretend they are a virgin

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359
    Originally posted by Swiftblade13


    wow... shes not even cute.

    My first thought of her was "horse face".

  • ThrakkThrakk Member Posts: 1,226
    Originally posted by Dekron

    Originally posted by Swiftblade13


    wow... shes not even cute.

    My first thought of her was "horse face".

    she kinda has a butter whore face

  • hvc801hvc801 Member Posts: 987
    Originally posted by Thrakk


    anybody can pretend they are a virgin

    Not if they're clinically checked out down there.  If the hymen is still present, shes still a virgin.

     

    Plus, this has been going on for a decent amount of time now.  I'm wondering if shes actually gunna do it.  For legal purpouses, I think she claims she dates the guys first

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    What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....?

    Originally posted by Hazmal

    What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359
    Originally posted by hvc801

    Originally posted by Thrakk


    anybody can pretend they are a virgin

    Not if they're clinically checked out down there.  If the hymen is still present, shes still a virgin.

     

    Plus, this has been going on for a decent amount of time now.  I'm wondering if shes actually gunna do it.  For legal purpouses, I think she claims she dates the guys first

    See Finwe's post above. It's called Vaginoplasty. No shit.

  • hvc801hvc801 Member Posts: 987
    Originally posted by Dekron

    Originally posted by hvc801

    Originally posted by Thrakk


    anybody can pretend they are a virgin

    Not if they're clinically checked out down there.  If the hymen is still present, shes still a virgin.

     

    Plus, this has been going on for a decent amount of time now.  I'm wondering if shes actually gunna do it.  For legal purpouses, I think she claims she dates the guys first

    See Finwe's post above. It's called Vaginoplasty. No shit.



     

    ....wow..   uhhh, lol.  No thats not what its called.. laff.

     

    actually, yes... you're right, thats what its called :smirk::

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    What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....?

    Originally posted by Hazmal

    What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359
    Originally posted by hvc801

    Originally posted by Dekron

    Originally posted by hvc801

    Originally posted by Thrakk


    anybody can pretend they are a virgin

    Not if they're clinically checked out down there.  If the hymen is still present, shes still a virgin.

     

    Plus, this has been going on for a decent amount of time now.  I'm wondering if shes actually gunna do it.  For legal purpouses, I think she claims she dates the guys first

    See Finwe's post above. It's called Vaginoplasty. No shit.



     

    ....wow..   uhhh, lol.  No thats not what its called.. laff.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginoplasty - deals with the tightening (or creation of a vagina for sex changes)

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymenorrhaphy - for reconstruction of the hymen

  • hvc801hvc801 Member Posts: 987
    Originally posted by Dekron

    Originally posted by hvc801

    Originally posted by Dekron

    Originally posted by hvc801

    Originally posted by Thrakk


    anybody can pretend they are a virgin

    Not if they're clinically checked out down there.  If the hymen is still present, shes still a virgin.

     

    Plus, this has been going on for a decent amount of time now.  I'm wondering if shes actually gunna do it.  For legal purpouses, I think she claims she dates the guys first

    See Finwe's post above. It's called Vaginoplasty. No shit.



     

    ....wow..   uhhh, lol.  No thats not what its called.. laff.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginoplasty - deals with the tightening (or creation of a vagina for sex changes)

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymenorrhaphy - for reconstruction of the hymen



     

    I believe that another doctor would be able to see if there was a surgery done to reconstruct the hymen. Just like if a car mechanic knew if a car had been in an accident.

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    What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....?

    Originally posted by Hazmal

    What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."

  • Jimmy_ScytheJimmy_Scythe Member CommonPosts: 3,586
    Originally posted by hvc801

    Originally posted by Thrakk


    anybody can pretend they are a virgin

    Not if they're clinically checked out down there.  If the hymen is still present, shes still a virgin.

     

    Plus, this has been going on for a decent amount of time now.  I'm wondering if shes actually gunna do it.  For legal purpouses, I think she claims she dates the guys first

     

    Actually the deal is being routed through a Nevada brothel where prostitution is legal. I wonder how much of a cut the brothel is getting....

  • ounumenounumen Member Posts: 129

    I know I never paid that much for a women that average lol.

    "Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness". No one can stop anyone from pursuing happiness, but life and liberty are said to only exist if they are deliberately sought and paid for".

  • hvc801hvc801 Member Posts: 987
    Originally posted by ounumen


    I know I never paid that much for a women that average lol.



     

    but shes so freeeessshhh and soo cleeaaaannnnnnn

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    What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....?

    Originally posted by Hazmal

    What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."

  • UrdigUrdig Member Posts: 1,260

    She looks pretty sexy to me.  The hell if I'd pay her though.

    Wish Darkfall would release.

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359
    Originally posted by Urdig


    She looks pretty sexy to me.  The hell if I'd pay her though.

    Wow. Where have you been hiding? It's been quite a while.

  • olddaddyolddaddy Member Posts: 3,356
    Originally posted by kuhcecilsa


    mine is for auction too!!



     

    Just let the guys down at the local gay bar know........

     

  • EkibiogamiEkibiogami Member UncommonPosts: 2,154

    And yet Nude pics of Madonna Might get 10k lol

    If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude; greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.
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  • ChieftanChieftan Member UncommonPosts: 1,188
    Originally posted by Dekron

    Originally posted by Swiftblade13


    wow... shes not even cute.

    My first thought of her was "horse face".

    Her body isn't even that great.  She's not fat but that's about it.

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  • XeximaXexima Member UncommonPosts: 2,698

    Auctioning off one's virginity?  Sounds like something a slut would do for money...  How would you know you're getting a legitimate product? 

  • tvalentinetvalentine Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 4,216
    Originally posted by Xexima


    Auctioning off one's virginity?  Sounds like something a slut would do for money...  How would you know you're getting a legitimate product? 

     

    certificate of authenticity of course! how would you like to have a framed certificate of authenticity that you paid 3.7m for a womens virginity on your wall?

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  • TealaTeala Member RarePosts: 7,627
    Originally posted by tvalentine

    Originally posted by Xexima


    Auctioning off one's virginity?  Sounds like something a slut would do for money...  How would you know you're getting a legitimate product? 

     

    certificate of authenticity of course! how would you like to have a framed certificate of authenticity that you paid 3.7m for a womens virginity on your wall?

     

    ROFLMAO!

  • XeximaXexima Member UncommonPosts: 2,698
    Originally posted by tvalentine

    Originally posted by Xexima


    Auctioning off one's virginity?  Sounds like something a slut would do for money...  How would you know you're getting a legitimate product? 

     

    certificate of authenticity of course! how would you like to have a framed certificate of authenticity that you paid 3.7m for a womens virginity on your wall?

     

    A hymen in a plastic bag? 

     

    ..

    too much?  sorry

  • seabass2003seabass2003 Member Posts: 4,144

    I think it's awesome!!!!!!!!!!

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  • lvlanooblvlanoob Member Posts: 75

    If her vagina is worth that much I'd like to see it pop the cap off of a beer and hand it to the man after the dirty deed is done. Now THAT would be priceless.

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