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If the Bible were an RPG, who would you want in your party
Sparks243
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A lot of epic books and storys have been made into games (LotR for one). So if the Bible were made into a RPG who would you want in your party?
Cain-Assassin
David-Leadership and Giant Killing +5
Job-Tank
Samson-Fighter, but if Hair is cut STR -500 and Blinded
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Oh yea, if I had a bunch of lepers in my team, everyone would stay AWAY!
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All you friggin suburban white kid wannabe poobutts that are in love with G-Unit are sad and pathetic. Find your own identity
Jesus of course, Othniel one of the Judges for the Hebrews, King David, hmmm, we need a rogue... Judas perhaps?
"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
Noah
Cause you know only his team survives. And everything after is just an expansion of his "guild".
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Everything born must die. All that is, will come to ruin. This is the essence of Doom. So sayeth the Doomsayer.
Considering I believe in the bible as much as greek mythology, I would have Zeus, Hercules, Poisiden and Ares in my party. They would lay waste to anyone in the bible.
haha thats clever
my team would be:
Christ - healer and misc. miracles
Moses - commanding the power of the ark for ultra nuke damage dealing
Samson - c'mon, he's Samson, of course he's gonna be on the team
Joshua - team leader and butcher (Joshua was on-par with Genghis Khan - what a meanie)
It's not a matter of believing in anything, it's just using the characters.
I believe in FFX as much as I do FFVII but I can't have Cloud in my FFX party
"Fear not death; for the sooner we die, the longer shall we be immortal."
I'd have to say Job, he'd be the ideal party member, probably meatshield. Jesus would make it too easy for you and do all the work you'd be like Jesus go! And boom everyones now a good guy.
Gotta have Moses too, we'd meet him up on a Mountain raid. His skill would be Rock slab slapping, kinda earth elemental. He'd also get some water powers but, only activated in a desperate situations. Ranged attack elemental.
And also, David, he'd be like ranged Physical attack.
Iunno this is kinda stupid now...lol.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
Does the metion of not believing in the bible and it's teachings always have to stem into a debate? I was just listing other "religious" figures that were alternatives to the ones presented. After all, he didn't say the christian bible.
Well it is generally assmued when you say "Bible" your talking about the christian bible. And I have yet to see another book titeld "The Bible".
Actually that is only assumed if you are christian. The defnition of bible is:
A book or collection of writings constituting the sacred text of a religion.
And as I said, don't turn it into a religious debate. I was merely stating my party I would chose is from the ancient greek bibles.
GOD
Virgin Mary - Healer
Goliath - Warrior
And Moses - Wizard
Pretty balanced party right there.
I think it's the objective of your past self to make you cringe.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
Captain Picard, and Data. And then maybe Troy because she was hot back there in the first season.
Oh and of course, a Q because well they are god like. A couple of changlings and 2 Jemhaddar for shits and giggles
Jesus has auto rez, ultimate wipe protection ftw!!!
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"Far away across the field, the tolling of the iron bell, calls the faithful to their knees. To hear the softly spoken magic spell" Pink Floyd-Dark Side of the Moon
lol..that was cute...You forgot Judas...he could be the thief stealing silver coins during every fight
If I had to choose someone I would have to choose The Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse.
Heh Now that would be interesting.
I forgot to mention that the Horse probably fly! WOOT
People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.
<smacks head> Judas! Duh!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
lol..that was cute...You forgot Judas...he could be the thief stealing silver coins during every fight
If I had to choose someone I would have to choose The Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse.
Heh Now that would be interesting.
I forgot to mention that the Horse probably fly! WOOT
SON OF A BITCH. Damn it En1gma I was gonna say the four horseman... man you suck.. /cry
Just for that I am going to go and grab Shiva, Vishnu, Krishna, and own it up with a Buddha +10 to ownage.
Ganesha's can hold aggro like ownage.
God.
ask any greek what "The Book" has in it and it's allways old testement/new testement
Iam not even a 100% beliver my self so why argue eh?
I would still solo a lot.
Maybe a "small group with The virgin Mary and Mary Magdalene, ( not the same person for thoose who didnt know ), man that would be a sweet cherry to pop, LoL I am going to hell arent I?
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Originally posted by Jerek_
I wonder if you honestly even believe what you type, or if you live in a made up world of facts.
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