Originally posted by patheos Jesus got owned, and people are picking him...lolOnce i power lvl Goliath he'll be uber.
No way man Jesus didn't get owned... he was just really good at his job... He was a freakin Paladin.... because he was the freaking TANk of the bible... He let all the enemies kill him for the sake of everybody in the world... AND those to come.... And isn't that what tanks do? take the blows for us so we can stay alive? ANd he could cast spells... like Pure resurrection and also dispell and also levitate.... and also can cast silence.... and also heal.... Jesus was the freaking lvl 61!! paladin... he was awesome...
jesus is my homeboy...
My party would be Jesus..... Cain, Judas, Moses, Samson and definitely King Solomon... not only is he smart and can figure out the hardest puzzels.... he is also a bard My party rocks
What's your Wu Name? Donovan --> Wu Name = Violent Knight Methane47 --> Wu Name = Thunderous Leader "Some people call me the walking plank, 'cuz any where you go... Death is right behind you.." <i>ME<i>
Originally posted by Elta Originally posted by Sparks243 Well it is generally assmued when you say "Bible" your talking about the christian bible. And I have yet to see another book titeld "The Bible".
the word bible comes from the word biblos in greek which means book
Close enough. Since I don't think greek characters would show up correctly, I'll use greeklish (greek with latin chars). The word Bible indeed comes from the greek word Biblos. Biblos derives from the word biblion, which means book (inspired by Byble, a Phoenician city that exported papyrus). The differentiation probably comes because of the religious importance and the fact that the Bible is a collection of many books (76 for the catholics and orthodox, 66 for the protestants). Initially, the meaning of the word Bible only referred to the Christian Bible.
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My party would be with Jesus. I wouldn't really need any other class because, he can do everything and better then all other characters in the Bible, not including God. Y'know i'm right. But let's say I couldn't pick Jesus, I would say Samsom, Moses, little David, Cherubim
Actually I know I picked Satan.... but it occured to me some mounted units would be nice support... so Ill add the 4 horsemen too
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Though Jesus could provide the party with constant food and drink he would be a bit of a bummer in the group. The first one would be the possesion of weapons as, "Peter" found out when he drew his sword. Even if you could sneak around with a weapon without his knowing, (though a little hard since he know's all things) he would the heal the aggro, er like cut of ears for example. So it looks like Satan would be da man for the group. One thing Satan could do jesus cant and is lie his way out of trouble. Take care
I'm surprised there isn't already a religious MMO... I mean MMOs and religion are both ways for people to escape from reality. I'm sure there'd be a huge opportunity to profit from combining the two.
I'd party with Rabshakeh, but I hope he'd watch his foul mouth - I'm sure we'd have a GM on our case in minutes!
"But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?" (II Kings 18:27)
Well, most fantasy mmos have paladins and crusaders, which go back to the Christian crusades, which were the attacks on the Middle-East to purify the Holy Land from the Muslims. I guess religion has been in RPGs for quite awhile when you think about it.
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LOL as SOON as i saw firemagic's name i knew he'd find a way to bash religion.....
But i also have to give him props because of how subtle... yet effective that comment was... LOl actually made me giggle... I was like dang this cat managed to sneak a spear in my side even though he was drinkin tea.... one word ...SKILLZ
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What's your Wu Name? Donovan --> Wu Name = Violent Knight Methane47 --> Wu Name = Thunderous Leader "Some people call me the walking plank, 'cuz any where you go... Death is right behind you.." <i>ME<i>
Originally posted by firemagic "But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?" (II Kings 18:27)
Im guessing Rabshakeh was an Australian....
We like to "sink some piss" every now and then
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Originally posted by Zerocool032 David - dps class
Assuming you have a good supply of pebbles
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Jesus would be too easy because he rocks at everything. Dangit someone already said Samson. Even though Moses was said already I'd hafta pick him. He had a great temper and would be awesome at busting stone tablets over the enemies heads.
Originally posted by Avi_Stetto Wow this is a real cool topic never seen a topic like this before i dont know who i would like to see in my party ofcourse Jesus but i dont know who i would need more
Yea, no all we need is a Jesus that acully exsisted....
Originally posted by DarkHeart2 Yea, no all we need is a Jesus that acully exsisted....
Actually its pretty much a historical fact that Jesus did exist. The problem comes in to whether or not you believe in what he has to say.
But back to topic...
Like I said the 4 horsemen would ROCK
However, it would also be neat to have Cain. I mean afterall it is pretty wild to have an undead (sorta) wandering kind of killer that no man or beast is permitted to touch lol
Imagine the fights
ANimal X attacks Cain **misses** Animal X attacks Cain **misses**
Undead attacks Cain with poison breath! **misses**
Cain Backstabs animal while sleeping **29177 points of Damage!** Animal-X is smitten
Cain Backstabs undead while it is eating **71233 points of Damage** Undead is smitten
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No way man Jesus didn't get owned... he was just really good at his job...
He was a freakin Paladin.... because he was the freaking TANk of the bible... He let all the enemies kill him for the sake of everybody in the world... AND those to come.... And isn't that what tanks do? take the blows for us so we can stay alive? ANd he could cast spells... like Pure resurrection and also dispell and also levitate.... and also can cast silence.... and also heal.... Jesus was the freaking lvl 61!! paladin... he was awesome...
jesus is my homeboy...
My party would be Jesus..... Cain, Judas, Moses, Samson and definitely King Solomon... not only is he smart and can figure out the hardest puzzels.... he is also a bard
My party rocks
What's your Wu Name?
Donovan --> Wu Name = Violent Knight
Methane47 --> Wu Name = Thunderous Leader
"Some people call me the walking plank, 'cuz any where you go... Death is right behind you.."
<i>ME<i>
Close enough. Since I don't think greek characters would show up correctly, I'll use greeklish (greek with latin chars). The word Bible indeed comes from the greek word Biblos. Biblos derives from the word biblion, which means book (inspired by Byble, a Phoenician city that exported papyrus). The differentiation probably comes because of the religious importance and the fact that the Bible is a collection of many books (76 for the catholics and orthodox, 66 for the protestants). Initially, the meaning of the word Bible only referred to the Christian Bible.
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YES! methane made the best point.
My party would be with Jesus. I wouldn't really need any other class because, he can do everything and better then all other characters in the Bible, not including God. Y'know i'm right. But let's say I couldn't pick Jesus, I would say Samsom, Moses, little David, Cherubim
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"Far away across the field, the tolling of the iron bell, calls the faithful to their knees. To hear the softly spoken magic spell" Pink Floyd-Dark Side of the Moon
Noah the Brewmaster; Lot, because I always get lost in San Francisco; and Methuselah, 'cause he was so resilient to death.
Hail all,
Though Jesus could provide the party with constant food and drink
he would be a bit of a bummer in the group. The first one would be
the possesion of weapons as, "Peter" found out when he drew his sword.
Even if you could sneak around with a weapon without his knowing,
(though a little hard since he know's all things) he would the heal the aggro,
er like cut of ears for example. So it looks like Satan would be da man
for the group. One thing Satan could do jesus cant and is lie his way
out of trouble. Take care
I'm surprised there isn't already a religious MMO... I mean MMOs and religion are both ways for people to escape from reality. I'm sure there'd be a huge opportunity to profit from combining the two.
I'd party with Rabshakeh, but I hope he'd watch his foul mouth - I'm sure we'd have a GM on our case in minutes!
"But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?" (II Kings 18:27)
Well, most fantasy mmos have paladins and crusaders, which go back to the Christian crusades, which were the attacks on the Middle-East to purify the Holy Land from the Muslims. I guess religion has been in RPGs for quite awhile when you think about it.
"Whoever controls the media controls the mind..-'Jim Morrison"
"When decorum is repression, the only dignity free men have is to speak out." ~Abbie Hoffman
wow firemagic
you absolutley have a way to twist a thread into the wrong direction. Ill give you props for that. Like a talent or something.
We all know you hate religion and think people who are religious are weak minded fools...but lets just stay on topic ok?
People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.
LOL as SOON as i saw firemagic's name i knew he'd find a way to bash religion.....
But i also have to give him props because of how subtle... yet effective that comment was...
LOl actually made me giggle... I was like dang this cat managed to sneak a spear in my side even though he was drinkin tea.... one word ...SKILLZ
kudos fire
What's your Wu Name?
Donovan --> Wu Name = Violent Knight
Methane47 --> Wu Name = Thunderous Leader
"Some people call me the walking plank, 'cuz any where you go... Death is right behind you.."
<i>ME<i>
Im guessing Rabshakeh was an Australian....
We like to "sink some piss" every now and then
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"MMOs, for people that like think chatting is like a skill or something, rotflol"
http://purepwnage.com
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"Far away across the field, the tolling of the iron bell, calls the faithful to their knees. To hear the softly spoken magic spell" Pink Floyd-Dark Side of the Moon
wow firemagic
you absolutley have a way to twist a thread into the wrong direction. Ill give you props for that. Like a talent or something.
We all know you hate religion and think people who are religious are weak minded fools...but lets just stay on topic ok?
I did a better job of staying on topic than you just did.
I haven't read a single post in this topic but I'll answer the question "If the Bible were an RPG, who would you want in your party"
I would want David. He beat goliath.
I wouldn't Jonah. Before the wale swallowed him he wasn't helping out his 'party' that was on the ship with him.
I'd take Davids Mighty Men, and 'post vision' Paul as the healer.
Jesus - priest/main healer
Samson - main tank
God - buffs / support
David - dps class
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lol
People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.
And giants...
Huh...Who did what now...
O yeah thats right Guild wars owned World of warcraft!
Jesus-Healer
Noah:Buffer
God:Nuker
Devil:Debuffer
Kind David:Tank
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Jesus -- With his +8 staff of the vorpal, +4 whoopin' ass against heathens, all I'd need.
Me and the jesus'n can make it happen. (+5 points if you figure out what I parodied)
Wow this is a real cool topic
never seen a topic like this before
i dont know who i would like to see in my party
ofcourse Jesus but i dont know who i would need more
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Actually its pretty much a historical fact that Jesus did exist. The problem comes in to whether or not you believe in what he has to say.
But back to topic...
Like I said the 4 horsemen would ROCK
However, it would also be neat to have Cain. I mean afterall it is pretty wild to have an undead (sorta) wandering kind of killer that no man or beast is permitted to touch lol
Imagine the fights
ANimal X attacks Cain
**misses**
Animal X attacks Cain
**misses**
Undead attacks Cain with poison breath!
**misses**
Cain Backstabs animal while sleeping
**29177 points of Damage!**
Animal-X is smitten
Cain Backstabs undead while it is eating
**71233 points of Damage**
Undead is smitten
People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.