If you had published this a couple days ago I would have tried very hard to force choke you from across the country. But now that I got the game running and it's just other people who are having the problem, it's funny!
Originally posted by Earend
Originally posted by Sandor_Phrog
Did it ever occur to you that if all the reviews are saying the same thing, and you disagree with it, that maybe they're right and you're wrong? Holding a minority…
Originally posted by NURTA
Originally posted by lalartu
I thought it was supposed to be funny? He promised the funnies!
Not funny.......ever.
You'd think they'd have figured this out by now…
Originally posted by Actus
Originally posted by Mr.Coyote
Originally posted by Actus
Another great one. Pointless yet enlightening all at once... haha. Do you seriously have 6 unopened copies of Matrix online? Lol... an…
Originally posted by Illyssia Some of the WoW myths are actually in fact true, take this recent rape charge that resulted from players chatting on WoW.
http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/region_north_pinellas/tarpon_springs/world-of-warcraf…
Last year I bought a new PC specifically for gaming. Since my old PC was still usable but short on disk space, I uninstalled all of my games from it and reinstalled them on the new machine.
One of the games I did this with Civ IV and its expans…
Originally posted by Kendane Deadliest Warrior would disagree with ya, but they were using 30 days of night vampires.....and or did sort of turn into a zombie? at the end. Still nice write up, lame Mr sparklets vampires are the worst.
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Originally posted by Taeamat
Originally posted by Sandor_Phrog
I have come down with the con plague. I blame you, Coyote. You.
How much Airborne did you two take at Con? Oh, that's right. It was just me. Le…
I have come down with the con plague. I blame you, Coyote. You.
*points finger accusingly*
I don't care that we actually both got it from someone else; she is an adorable Ginny Weasley look-alike while you are The Devil's cabana boy. It is t…
Originally posted by Taeamat
Originally posted by Sandor_Phrog
Coyote, will you let me hang out with you at DragonCon? I'd do anything to have the honor of basking in your awesome. And more importantly, do you autogr…
Originally posted by just1opinion
Originally posted by felbladex
Originally posted by Mr.Coyote
Originally posted by just1opinion
I'm amazed that in this eco…
Originally posted by just1opinion
I'm amazed that in this economy anyone other than the rich can even afford conventions. Maybe you ARE rich. But anyway....too expensive for the peasants, so I can't attend any of them.
Well, I'm one…
Originally posted by Raventree
While the list was very amusing, you chose fictitious examples and left out the real life dangers of excessive gaming. Namely, paleness, fatness, and chronic lack of a girlfriend.
That is why I exercise, get some…
Oh dear God people, stop telling him he's funny! Coyote is already insufferable. Do you know how he introduces himself? "Hi, I'm Master Humorist Coyote, Sovereign Potentate of Gaming Jokes and Lord of All I Survey"!
He doesn't even know what a …
Originally posted by nhavas
I might be a shitty MMORPG player, but I'm a fairly experienced humorist, and this was trying to emulate cracked.com's "punchline / captioned photo / segway" a little too hard.
True humor is finding the edge in a …