I really hope your keen idiocy is a result of an alchol induced hallucination, much like my own. If not, I'm going ot have to lead my army of pink elephants and black-tongued madmen through my mile-wide phone lines and into your pathetically squalid…
I see news items everywhere, but I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. So most of them are telling me to kill you before you get to me first.
And sometimes Calvin and Hobbes really hits comedy gold.
It woudl be a lot like The Sims Online. Except instead of McDonalds and pizzarias, it would have a lot of black jack and hookers.
But that's just one dirty old man's dream. I try not to judge others.