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  • Spy_HIppoSpy_HIppo Member Posts: 322
    granted-but life it is only for a week. after that life will shit on him.

    I wish for a golden toilet.

    My mind has changed so much. Yet I'm still acting like I'm the same.

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by Spy_HIppo

    granted-but life it is only for a week. after that life will shit on him.

    I wish for a golden toilet.
    Granted, but it's golden because I peed on it.



    I wish for outfctrl's bike
  • 8hammer88hammer8 Member Posts: 1,812
    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Originally posted by Spy_HIppo

    granted-but life it is only for a week. after that life will shit on him.

    I wish for a golden toilet.
    Granted, but it's golden because I peed on it.



    I wish for outfctrl's bike



    Granted...but whenever you ride it, he is on the back constantly giving you his politican opinions...

    I wish I was a teacher...

    "It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by 8hammer8

    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Originally posted by Spy_HIppo

    granted-but life it is only for a week. after that life will shit on him.

    I wish for a golden toilet.
    Granted, but it's golden because I peed on it.



    I wish for outfctrl's bike



    Granted...but whenever you ride it, he is on the back constantly giving you his politican opinions...

    I wish I was a teacher...

    Granted, but you teach male porn actors the  ropes.



    I wish I was an astronaut
  • CowinspaceCowinspace Member Posts: 671
    Originally posted by Zorvan



    Granted, but you teach male porn actors the  ropes.



    I wish I was an astronaut
    Granted, just watch out for those loose bolts on re-entry.



    I wish I had a monkey.

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  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by Cowinspace



    I wish I had a monkey.




    Granted.



    I wish half this forum was populated by hot chicks.

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  • InflictionInfliction Member Posts: 1,115
    Originally posted by Cowinspace

    I wish I had a monkey.
    Granted, but you'll soon find out that George Dubya doesn't really make that good of a house pet, and he's not potty trained.



    I wish I had something to do today.

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  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918
    Originally posted by Infliction

    Originally posted by Cowinspace

    I wish I had a monkey.
    Granted, but you'll soon find out that George Dubya doesn't really make that good of a house pet, and he's not potty trained.



    I wish I had something to do today.

    Granted, but the thing that you will have to do is George Dubya

     

    I wish that artistic people weren't so damn weird all the time.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by Draenor

    Originally posted by Infliction

    Originally posted by Cowinspace

    I wish I had a monkey.
    Granted, but you'll soon find out that George Dubya doesn't really make that good of a house pet, and he's not potty trained.



    I wish I had something to do today.

    Granted, but the thing that you will have to do is George Dubya

     

    I wish that artistic people weren't so damn weird all the time.

    Granted, although Michael Jackson still will be



    I wish I could go back in time
  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by Zorvan

    I wish I could go back in time
    granted, but for each day you go back, you still have to spend it in wherever it is you are.



    I wish I was in a lucid dream right now.

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  • EggFteggEggFtegg Member Posts: 1,141
    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Zorvan

    I wish I could go back in time
    granted, but for each day you go back, you still have to spend it in wherever it is you are.



    I wish I was in a lucid dream right now.



    Granted....the dream is about reading forums

    I wish I had a perspex forehead.

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by EggFtegg

    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Zorvan

    I wish I could go back in time
    granted, but for each day you go back, you still have to spend it in wherever it is you are.



    I wish I was in a lucid dream right now.



    Granted....the dream is about reading forums

    I wish I had a perspex forehead.

    Granted, but gangbangers use it for tagging practice



    I wish I had a beer
  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Originally posted by EggFtegg

    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Zorvan

    I wish I could go back in time
    granted, but for each day you go back, you still have to spend it in wherever it is you are.



    I wish I was in a lucid dream right now.



    Granted....the dream is about reading forums

    I wish I had a perspex forehead.

    Granted, but gangbangers use it for tagging practice



    I wish I had a beer

    Granted, but someone pissed in it

    I wish I had something better to do than rain on everyone's hopes and dreams

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • InflictionInfliction Member Posts: 1,115
    Originally posted by mithrandir72

    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Originally posted by EggFtegg

    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Zorvan

    I wish I could go back in time
    granted, but for each day you go back, you still have to spend it in wherever it is you are.



    I wish I was in a lucid dream right now.



    Granted....the dream is about reading forums

    I wish I had a perspex forehead.

    Granted, but gangbangers use it for tagging practice



    I wish I had a beer

    Granted, but someone pissed in it

    I wish I had something better to do than rain on everyone's hopes and dreams

    Granted, you now have diahrrea(sp?)



    I wish there was a game worth playing right now.

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  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by Infliction

    Originally posted by mithrandir72

    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Originally posted by EggFtegg

    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Zorvan

    I wish I could go back in time
    granted, but for each day you go back, you still have to spend it in wherever it is you are.



    I wish I was in a lucid dream right now.



    Granted....the dream is about reading forums

    I wish I had a perspex forehead.

    Granted, but gangbangers use it for tagging practice



    I wish I had a beer

    Granted, but someone pissed in it

    I wish I had something better to do than rain on everyone's hopes and dreams

    Granted, you now have diahrrea(sp?)



    I wish there was a game worth playing right now. granted, unfortunately, it's only available in Korea, so work on those bilingual skills



    I wish everyone had money but me
  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by Zorvan



    I wish everyone had money but me
    Granted, but the currency changes to bottle flatulance.



    I wish people would clip off their quotes.

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  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Originally posted by Infliction

    Originally posted by mithrandir72

    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Originally posted by EggFtegg

    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Zorvan

    I wish I could go back in time
    granted, but for each day you go back, you still have to spend it in wherever it is you are.



    I wish I was in a lucid dream right now.



    Granted....the dream is about reading forums

    I wish I had a perspex forehead.

    Granted, but gangbangers use it for tagging practice



    I wish I had a beer

    Granted, but someone pissed in it

    I wish I had something better to do than rain on everyone's hopes and dreams

    Granted, you now have diahrrea(sp?)



    I wish there was a game worth playing right now.granted, unfortunately, it's only available in Korea, so work on those bilingual skills



    I wish everyone had money but meGranted, since you died and everything you owned was auctioned off, and all money in your account was distributed to family.

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Zorvan



    I wish everyone had money but me
    Granted, but the currency changes to bottle flatulance.



    I wish people would clip off their quotes.



    Granted, but there is a rebellion movement headed by me resolved to return unclipping rights to all man, woman, and child. Our rebellion is a sucess, as all the commonfolk jump on board to overthrow the evil Boozbaz Quote-clipping empire.

    I wish I had a color ink cartridge for my printer.

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by mithrandir72 


    Granted, but there is a rebellion movement headed by me resolved to return unclipping rights to all man, woman, and child. Our rebellion is a sucess, as all the commonfolk jump on board to overthrow the evil Boozbaz Quote-clipping empire.
    I wish I had a color ink cartridge for my printer.
    Granted, but it only prints in ultra-violet.



    I wish I was 5 years old, making a play-do castle with some 5 y/o freinds...with classical piano in the background..and a hot Swedish 21 y/o teacher facilitating this project.

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  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by mithrandir72 


    Granted, but there is a rebellion movement headed by me resolved to return unclipping rights to all man, woman, and child. Our rebellion is a sucess, as all the commonfolk jump on board to overthrow the evil Boozbaz Quote-clipping empire.
    I wish I had a color ink cartridge for my printer.
    Granted, but it only prints in ultra-violet.



    I wish I was 5 years old, making a play-do castle with some 5 y/o freinds...with classical piano in the background..and a hot blonde 21 y/o teacher facilitating this project.



    Granted, but unfortunately the teacher does not take kind to your staring, and picks up the stereo in the background, tossing it at your play-do castle and destroying it. Its now that you realize she was actually a he until very recently.

    I wish for Jessica Alba again.

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • XeximaXexima Member UncommonPosts: 2,698
    Originally posted by mithrandir72
    Granted, but unfortunately the teacher does not take kind to your staring, and picks up the stereo in the background, tossing it at your play-do castle and destroying it. Its now that you realize she was actually a he until very recently.
    I wish for Jessica Alba again.
    Granted, but only after I'm done with her.



    I wish that I had a purple elephant that only eats cheezits
  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Originally posted by Xexima

    Originally posted by mithrandir72
    Granted, but unfortunately the teacher does not take kind to your staring, and picks up the stereo in the background, tossing it at your play-do castle and destroying it. Its now that you realize she was actually a he until very recently.
    I wish for Jessica Alba again.
    Granted, but only after I'm done with her.



    I wish that I had a purple elephant that only eats cheezits



    Granted, but a sudden and completely convenient sabotage of all the cheezit factories results in your Purple Elephant starving.

    I wish for a bigger TV

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by Xexima

    Originally posted by mithrandir72
    Granted, but unfortunately the teacher does not take kind to your staring, and picks up the stereo in the background, tossing it at your play-do castle and destroying it. Its now that you realize she was actually a he until very recently.
    I wish for Jessica Alba again.
    Granted, but only after I'm done with her.



    I wish that I had a purple elephant that only eats cheezits Granted, but the booze wears off.



    I wish I had a hot swedish born-a-female, still a female with severe morality issues
  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Originally posted by Xexima

    Originally posted by mithrandir72
    Granted, but unfortunately the teacher does not take kind to your staring, and picks up the stereo in the background, tossing it at your play-do castle and destroying it. Its now that you realize she was actually a he until very recently.
    I wish for Jessica Alba again.
    Granted, but only after I'm done with her.



    I wish that I had a purple elephant that only eats cheezitsGranted, but the booze wears off.



    I wish I had a hot swedish born-a-female, still a female with severe morality issues



    Granted, but her severe morality problems leads to your murder after an attempt at socialization.

    I wish BioWare would announce its MMO.

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by Zorvan



    I wish I had a hot swedish born-a-female, still a female with severe morality issues
    granted, but she's only 5' tall and it doesn't fit....



    I wish I could absorb a books information by simply laying my hand on it.

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