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  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Zorvan



    I wish I had a hot swedish born-a-female, still a female with severe morality issues
    granted, but she's only 5' tall and it doesn't fit....



    I wish I could absorb a books information by simply laying my hand on it.



    Granted, but doing so makes you a true believer in whatever the book is about, and you accidently lay your hands on the "Communist Manifesto". Then, still reeling from the shock of your sudden view change, you lay your hands on a Pro-capitalism book, and your conflicting opinions drive you mad.

    I wish SOE would get sued for questionable business practices.

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by mithrandir72





    Granted, but doing so makes you a true believer in whatever the book is about, and you accidently lay your hands on the "Communist Manifesto". Then, still reeling from the shock of your sudden view change, you lay your hands on a Pro-capitalism book, and your conflicting opinions drive you mad.

    I wish SOE would get sued for questionable business practices.

    Granted, but the court puts you as head of SOE, and you have to answer to the SWG vets:P



    I wish I had pizza
  • XeximaXexima Member UncommonPosts: 2,698
    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Originally posted by mithrandir72





    Granted, but doing so makes you a true believer in whatever the book is about, and you accidently lay your hands on the "Communist Manifesto". Then, still reeling from the shock of your sudden view change, you lay your hands on a Pro-capitalism book, and your conflicting opinions drive you mad.

    I wish SOE would get sued for questionable business practices.

    Granted, but the court puts you as head of SOE, and you have to answer to the SWG vets:P



    I wish I had pizza Granted, but it is topped with body parts of starved ethiopians.



    I wish my washing machine worked..
  • GamewizeGamewize Member Posts: 956

    Granted, but it gets possessed by a demon and the local exorcist wont be back until next month.

    I wish I had a floating sky-palace.

    I think it's the objective of your past self to make you cringe.

  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Originally posted by Xexima

    Granted, but it is topped with body parts of starved ethiopians.



    I wish my washing machine worked..



    Granted, but your dryer breaks during the first load, lighting all your clothes on fire.

    I wish for some money.

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by Gamewize


    Granted, but it gets possessed by a demon and the local exorcist wont be back until next month.
    I wish I had a floating sky-palace.
    granted, but there are no heli-pads or landing strips on it.



    I wish I could take amazing photographs with my digicam.


    image

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by mithrandir72

    Originally posted by Xexima

    Granted, but it is topped with body parts of starved ethiopians.



    I wish my washing machine worked..



    Granted, but your dryer breaks during the first load, lighting all your clothes on fire.

    I wish for some money.

    Granted, here's 50 e-money.



    I wish half this forum was populated by hot chicks.

    image

  • Zerocool032Zerocool032 Member Posts: 729
    Originally posted by mithrandir72

    Granted, but your dryer breaks during the first load, lighting all your clothes on fire.
    I wish for some money.



    Granted.. But you blow it all on some vietnameese prostitute and accidentally get aids...

    I wish for a plasma screen TV.

    image

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by Zerocool032

    Originally posted by mithrandir72

    Granted, but your dryer breaks during the first load, lighting all your clothes on fire.
    I wish for some money.



    Granted.. But you blow it all on some vietnameese prostitute and accidentally get aids...

    I wish for a plasma screen TV.

    Granted, but you have to share mithrandir's prostitute, first.



    I wish I knew something to wish for
  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by mithrandir72

    Originally posted by Xexima

    Granted, but it is topped with body parts of starved ethiopians.



    I wish my washing machine worked..



    Granted, but your dryer breaks during the first load, lighting all your clothes on fire.

    I wish for some money.

    Granted, here's 50 e-money.



    I wish half this forum was populated by hot chicks.



    Granted, but they all pose as males.

    I wish something interesting would happen around here.

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • Zerocool032Zerocool032 Member Posts: 729
    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Originally posted by Zerocool032

    Originally posted by mithrandir72

    Granted, but your dryer breaks during the first load, lighting all your clothes on fire.
    I wish for some money.



    Granted.. But you blow it all on some vietnameese prostitute and accidentally get aids...

    I wish for a plasma screen TV.

    Granted, but you have to share mithrandir's prostitute, first.



    I wish I knew something to wish for



    Granted, But then you forgot what your wish was.

    I wish I could build a time machine.

    image

  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Originally posted by Zerocool032

    Originally posted by mithrandir72

    Granted, but your dryer breaks during the first load, lighting all your clothes on fire.
    I wish for some money.



    Granted.. But you blow it all on some vietnameese prostitute and accidentally get aids...

    I wish for a plasma screen TV.

    Granted, but you have to share mithrandir's prostitute, first.



    I wish I knew something to wish for



    Granted, you now know to wish for being hit with a ton of bricks.

    I wish Stargate hadn't dropped Jack O'Neill.

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Originally posted by Zerocool032

    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Originally posted by Zerocool032

    Originally posted by mithrandir72

    Granted, but your dryer breaks during the first load, lighting all your clothes on fire.
    I wish for some money.



    Granted.. But you blow it all on some vietnameese prostitute and accidentally get aids...

    I wish for a plasma screen TV.

    Granted, but you have to share mithrandir's prostitute, first.



    I wish I knew something to wish for



    Granted, But then you forgot what your wish was.

    I wish I could build a time machine.



    Granted, but when you go to the future, somebody steals the machine and goes back in time to assassinate you as a child.

    I wish for a Wii (I can't wait for this one to come back).

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • FlemFlem Member UncommonPosts: 2,870
    Originally posted by mithrandir72


    Granted, but when you go to the future, somebody steals the machine and goes back in time to assassinate you as a child.
    I wish for a Wii (I can't wait for this one to come back).



    Granted, but there are no controllers left in the world for it.

    I wish for a beer right now.

  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Originally posted by Flem

    Originally posted by mithrandir72


    Granted, but when you go to the future, somebody steals the machine and goes back in time to assassinate you as a child.
    I wish for a Wii (I can't wait for this one to come back).



    Granted, but there are no controllers left in the world for it.

    I wish for a beer right now.



    Granted, but you accidently break the glass bottle while taking a swig, sending shards of glass flying down your throat.

    I wish I didn't have to wish for something.

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by mithrandir72

    Originally posted by Flem

    Originally posted by mithrandir72


    Granted, but when you go to the future, somebody steals the machine and goes back in time to assassinate you as a child.
    I wish for a Wii (I can't wait for this one to come back).



    Granted, but there are no controllers left in the world for it.

    I wish for a beer right now.



    Granted, but you accidently break the glass bottle while taking a swig, sending shards of glass flying down your throat.

    I wish I didn't have to wish for something.

    Granted, you have been given everything a man could wish for...and 24 hours to live



    I wish for the beer that didn't break
  • AelfinnAelfinn Member Posts: 3,857

    Granted, but someone replaced it with an off brand of light beer.

    I wish the identical thread to this one I made a few months ago hadn't been ignored

    No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main. any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
    Hemingway

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by Aelfinn


    Granted, but someone replaced it with an off brand of light beer.
    I wish the identical thread to this one I made a few months ago hadn't been ignored
    Granted, everyone from mmorpg.com reads it, but can't think of anything to get the ball rolling.



    I wish we were all made of stars.


    image

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Aelfinn


    Granted, but someone replaced it with an off brand of light beer.
    I wish the identical thread to this one I made a few months ago hadn't been ignored
    Granted, everyone from mmorpg.com reads it, but can't think of anything to get the ball rolling.



    I wish we were all made of stars.



    Granted, you just went nova



    I wish I could skate
  • InflictionInfliction Member Posts: 1,115
    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Aelfinn


    Granted, but someone replaced it with an off brand of light beer.
    I wish the identical thread to this one I made a few months ago hadn't been ignored
    Granted, everyone from mmorpg.com reads it, but can't think of anything to get the ball rolling.



    I wish we were all made of stars.



    Granted, you just went nova



    I wish I could skate Granted, skating is now a felony punishable by death.



    I wish this thread would die.

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  • AelfinnAelfinn Member Posts: 3,857
    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Granted, you just went nova



    I wish I could skate



    Granted, you're the best skater in the world in fact. You're on the ice, well on your way to win the gold medal at the Winter Olympics, when shoddy skate design fails you at the last minute. The blade breaks off, sending you careening into the partition. Your neck is broken, and you spend the rest of your life in a vegetative state, completely aware of, but unable to interact with your surroundings.

    I wish I could get a gaming rig for free, with each and every component picked by me.

    No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main. any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
    Hemingway

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by Aelfinn

    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Granted, you just went nova



    I wish I could skate



    Granted, you're the best skater in the world in fact. You're on the ice, well on your way to win the gold medal at the Winter Olympics, when shoddy skate design fails you at the last minute. The blade breaks off, sending you careening into the partition. Your neck is broken, and you spend the rest of your life in a vegetative state, completely aware of, but unable to interact with your surroundings.

    I wish I could get a gaming rig for free, with each and every component picked by me.

    Granted. As an added bonus, afterwards you are hurtled through time and space and land in Japan 2420. You're computer contains microsoft parts and microsoft went into informational war with Japan in 2156. You are now an outlaw and your punishment is to be deported into outerspace with nothing but the clothes on your back.



    I wish I had x-ray vision.

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  • Rreka'alRreka'al Member Posts: 450
    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Aelfinn

    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Granted, you just went nova



    I wish I could skate



    Granted, you're the best skater in the world in fact. You're on the ice, well on your way to win the gold medal at the Winter Olympics, when shoddy skate design fails you at the last minute. The blade breaks off, sending you careening into the partition. Your neck is broken, and you spend the rest of your life in a vegetative state, completely aware of, but unable to interact with your surroundings.

    I wish I could get a gaming rig for free, with each and every component picked by me.

    Granted. As an added bonus, afterwards you are hurtled through time and space and land in Japan 2420. You're computer contains microsoft parts and microsoft went into informational war with Japan in 2156. You are now an outlaw and your punishment is to be deported into outerspace with nothing but the clothes on your back.



    I wish I had x-ray vision.

    Granted, but you can only see in x-rays, take a 1400 lbchic home with you, and get crushed under her.

    I wish for uber-strong body armor that makes me incinvible, with weapons built-in that are more powerful than a 50 megaton explosive

    image

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by Rreka'al Granted. As an added bonus, afterwards you are hurtled through time and space and land in Japan 2420. You're computer contains microsoft parts and microsoft went into informational war with Japan in 2156. You are now an outlaw and your punishment is to be deported into outerspace with nothing but the clothes on your back.



    I wish I had x-ray vision.

    Granted, but you can only see in x-rays, take a 1400 lbchic home with you, and get crushed under her.

    I wish for uber-strong body armor that makes me incinvible, with weapons built-in that are more powerful than a 50 megaton explosive

    Granted, but the suit is SO heavy, that you immediatly sink 50 ft into the earth and cannot move. Upon detonating the weapons you launch yourself further into the ground and hit the magma core.



    I wish I owned a copy of Diablo 3.

    image

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Rreka'al Granted. As an added bonus, afterwards you are hurtled through time and space and land in Japan 2420. You're computer contains microsoft parts and microsoft went into informational war with Japan in 2156. You are now an outlaw and your punishment is to be deported into outerspace with nothing but the clothes on your back.



    I wish I had x-ray vision.

    Granted, but you can only see in x-rays, take a 1400 lbchic home with you, and get crushed under her.

    I wish for uber-strong body armor that makes me incinvible, with weapons built-in that are more powerful than a 50 megaton explosive

    Granted, but the suit is SO heavy, that you immediatly sink 50 ft into the earth and cannot move. Upon detonating the weapons you launch yourself further into the ground and hit the magma core.



    I wish I owned a copy of Diablo 3. Granted, it comes on the old Mourning cds.



    I wish I knew how much longer we can keep this up
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