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  • FlemFlem Member UncommonPosts: 2,870
    Originally posted by tehremo


     
    Granted, but you discover that your steroinuts are in fact, sun-dried testes.  And your gym membership just got cancelled.
    I wish I was back in the old west, when you could shoot people for looking at you cross.





    Granted, but you just knocked over Billy the Kid's drink, boom..head shot

    I wish i could fly

  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Originally posted by Flem

    Originally posted by tehremo


     
    Granted, but you discover that your steroinuts are in fact, sun-dried testes.  And your gym membership just got cancelled.
    I wish I was back in the old west, when you could shoot people for looking at you cross.





    Granted, but you just knocked over Billy the Kid's drink, boom..head shot

    I wish i could fly

    Granted, unfortunately for you though, as you get sucked up into the engine of a 747.

    I wish for absolutely nothing.

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • Rreka'alRreka'al Member Posts: 450
    Originally posted by Flem

    Originally posted by tehremo


     
    Granted, but you discover that your steroinuts are in fact, sun-dried testes.  And your gym membership just got cancelled.
    I wish I was back in the old west, when you could shoot people for looking at you cross.





    Granted, but you just knocked over Billy the Kid's drink, boom..head shot

    I wish i could fly



    Granted, but today's national Flem-hunt day. Good luck.

    I wish I could live at the center o the earth.

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  • InflictionInfliction Member Posts: 1,115
    Originally posted by Rreka'al


    Granted, but today's national Flem-hunt day. Good luck.
    I wish I could live at the center o the earth.
    Granted, but... Hell this one's silly enough as it is.



    I wish I had something original to put at the end of this next "I wish ______" commentary.

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  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by mithrandir72 
    I wish for absolutely nothing.


    Granted. But you end up getting something.



    I wish tourettes was sexy as hell.

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  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918

    granted, but you suddenly become an insufferable wuss, and no women dont find wussy men to be sexy.

     

    I wish I didn't have to go to a gym every day to remain this damn sexy

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by Draenor


    granted, but you suddenly become an insufferable wuss, and no women dont find wussy men to be sexy.
     
    I wish I didn't have to go to a gym every day to remain this damn sexy
    Granted, you become a sexy beast. And beasts shall aproach you in the mood for lovin'



    I wish smileys jumped out at you through the monitor screen.

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  • InflictionInfliction Member Posts: 1,115
    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Draenor


    granted, but you suddenly become an insufferable wuss, and no women dont find wussy men to be sexy.
     
    I wish I didn't have to go to a gym every day to remain this damn sexy
    Granted, you become a sexy beast. And beasts shall aproach you in the mood for lovin'



    I wish smileys jumped out at you through the monitor screen. Granted. You die from that drug overdose.



    I wish I had the recipe for "zee greatest beer, in all of zee world!"

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  • Spy_HIppoSpy_HIppo Member Posts: 322
    granted,but the ingredients involve snake poisen.

    I wish My body was never found when I die

    My mind has changed so much. Yet I'm still acting like I'm the same.

  • WantsumBierWantsumBier Member Posts: 1,079

    Granted, no one ever comes over to your house to find your nakid-rotting corpse in front of your computer.

    I wish for an extra day off each week with the same pay.

    I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.

  • tehremotehremo Member Posts: 15

     

    Originally posted by WantsumBier


    Granted, no one ever comes over to your house to find your nakid-rotting corpse in front of your computer.
    I wish for an extra day off each week with the same pay.



    Granted, but your pay is converted to rubles (1 Russian ruble = 0.0377120833 U.S. dollars), and on your day off you can only watch re-runs of the Rosie O'donnell Show.

    I wish I had a bottomless bucket of KFC fried chicken.

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  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by tehremo 


    Granted, but your pay is converted to rubles (1 Russian ruble = 0.0377120833 U.S. dollars), and on your day off you can only watch re-runs of the Rosie O'donnell Show.
    I wish I had a bottomless bucket of KFC fried chicken.
    Granted, but all the chicken has the same expiry date.



    I wish I could find my hair clippers.

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  • FinweFinwe Member CommonPosts: 3,106
    Originally posted by tehremo


     
    Originally posted by WantsumBier


    Granted, no one ever comes over to your house to find your nakid-rotting corpse in front of your computer.
    I wish for an extra day off each week with the same pay.



    Granted, but your pay is converted to rubles (1 Russian ruble = 0.0377120833 U.S. dollars), and on your day off you can only watch re-runs of the Rosie O'donnell Show.

    I wish I had a bottomless bucket of KFC fried chicken.



    Granted, you die of morbid obesity.

    I wish more than .1% of humanity had intellect surpassing that of a mentally retarded primate.

    "The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis

    "If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by Finwe


     


    I wish more than .1% of humanity had intellect surpassing that of a mentally retarded primate.

    Granted, but their sudden cognizence of the real world frightens them, and they all commit suicide



    I wish for yams
  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by Zorvan



    I wish for yams
    granted, they also come with green eggs and ham.



    I wish mars attacks was an actual documentary.

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  • Rreka'alRreka'al Member Posts: 450
    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Zorvan



    I wish for yams
    granted, they also come with green eggs and ham.



    I wish mars attacks was an actual documentary.

    Granted, but you get shot and turned into a green skeleton.

    I wish I had a book that never ends.

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  • CowinspaceCowinspace Member Posts: 671
    Originally posted by Rreka'al
    Granted, but you get shot and turned into a green skeleton.
    I wish I had a book that never ends.


    Granted, but its in a language that you can never understand.



    I wish that I could do anything i liked for a week, with no consequences.

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  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by Cowinspace



    I wish that I could do anything i liked for a week, with no consequences.
    Granted, but it gets boring on the first day.



    I wish Bear Calvary were real.

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  • necrotherionnecrotherion Member Posts: 130
    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Granted, but it gets boring on the first day.



    I wish Bear Calvary were real.
    Granted, but then they drunkenly throw their axes all wrong. /friendlyfire!



    I wish for a fish in a dish.
  • FlemFlem Member UncommonPosts: 2,870
    Originally posted by necrotherion



    Granted, but then they drunkenly throw their axes all wrong. /friendlyfire!



    I wish for a fish in a dish.



    Granted, but that fish was a Pirahna and it just ate both your testicles

    I wish John Lennon was still alive

  • Spy_HIppoSpy_HIppo Member Posts: 322
    granted,hes a zombie now

    I wish Papa Smurf died and the other smurfs ate his body.

    My mind has changed so much. Yet I'm still acting like I'm the same.

  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918

    Granted, but Papa Smurf had a rapidly spreading virus that transfered to all of the other smurfs when they ate his flesh...killing them all within a week

     

    I wish somebody would bomb HGTV's broadcasting studio

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • peanutabcpeanutabc Member UncommonPosts: 178
    Granted but it missed and landed on you.





    I wish for a rpg that is endless.



  • Rreka'alRreka'al Member Posts: 450
    Originally posted by peanutabc

    Granted but it missed and landed on you.





    I wish for a rpg that is endless.





    Granted, but the developers are too busy adding content constantly that the graphics are 20 years out of date, and the game-play is exactly the same.

    I wish there was an MMO worth paying for

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  • sparky7483sparky7483 Member Posts: 159
    Originally posted by Draenor


    Granted, but Papa Smurf had a rapidly spreading virus that transfered to all of the other smurfs when they ate his flesh...killing them all within a week
     
    I wish somebody would bomb HGTV's broadcasting studio
    Granted, but the bombing is orchestrated by a complete and total dumbass, resulting in the use of 400 tons of nuclear warheads.



    I wish I had the baddest ass gaming laptop on the market.

    Life is full of choices--dont make RS one of em
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    98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.

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