Granted, but you discover that your steroinuts are in fact, sun-dried testes. And your gym membership just got cancelled. I wish I was back in the old west, when you could shoot people for looking at you cross.
Granted, but you just knocked over Billy the Kid's drink, boom..head shot
Granted, but you discover that your steroinuts are in fact, sun-dried testes. And your gym membership just got cancelled. I wish I was back in the old west, when you could shoot people for looking at you cross.
Granted, but you just knocked over Billy the Kid's drink, boom..head shot
I wish i could fly
Granted, unfortunately for you though, as you get sucked up into the engine of a 747.
I wish for absolutely nothing.
We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment; We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola
Granted, but you discover that your steroinuts are in fact, sun-dried testes. And your gym membership just got cancelled. I wish I was back in the old west, when you could shoot people for looking at you cross.
Granted, but you just knocked over Billy the Kid's drink, boom..head shot
I wish i could fly
Granted, but today's national Flem-hunt day. Good luck.
Granted, no one ever comes over to your house to find your nakid-rotting corpse in front of your computer. I wish for an extra day off each week with the same pay.
Granted, but your pay is converted to rubles (1 Russian ruble = 0.0377120833 U.S. dollars), and on your day off you can only watch re-runs of the Rosie O'donnell Show.
I wish I had a bottomless bucket of KFC fried chicken.
Granted, but your pay is converted to rubles (1 Russian ruble = 0.0377120833 U.S. dollars), and on your day off you can only watch re-runs of the Rosie O'donnell Show. I wish I had a bottomless bucket of KFC fried chicken.
Granted, but all the chicken has the same expiry date.
Granted, no one ever comes over to your house to find your nakid-rotting corpse in front of your computer. I wish for an extra day off each week with the same pay.
Granted, but your pay is converted to rubles (1 Russian ruble = 0.0377120833 U.S. dollars), and on your day off you can only watch re-runs of the Rosie O'donnell Show.
I wish I had a bottomless bucket of KFC fried chicken.
Granted, you die of morbid obesity.
I wish more than .1% of humanity had intellect surpassing that of a mentally retarded primate.
"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis
"If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979
Granted, but Papa Smurf had a rapidly spreading virus that transfered to all of the other smurfs when they ate his flesh...killing them all within a week
I wish somebody would bomb HGTV's broadcasting studio
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
Granted, but Papa Smurf had a rapidly spreading virus that transfered to all of the other smurfs when they ate his flesh...killing them all within a week
I wish somebody would bomb HGTV's broadcasting studio
Granted, but the bombing is orchestrated by a complete and total dumbass, resulting in the use of 400 tons of nuclear warheads.
I wish I had the baddest ass gaming laptop on the market.
Life is full of choices--dont make RS one of em ---------- 98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.
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Granted, but you just knocked over Billy the Kid's drink, boom..head shot
I wish i could fly
Granted, but you just knocked over Billy the Kid's drink, boom..head shot
I wish i could fly
Granted, unfortunately for you though, as you get sucked up into the engine of a 747.
I wish for absolutely nothing.
We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola
Granted, but you just knocked over Billy the Kid's drink, boom..head shot
I wish i could fly
Granted, but today's national Flem-hunt day. Good luck.
I wish I could live at the center o the earth.
I wish I had something original to put at the end of this next "I wish ______" commentary.
I wish tourettes was sexy as hell.
granted, but you suddenly become an insufferable wuss, and no women dont find wussy men to be sexy.
I wish I didn't have to go to a gym every day to remain this damn sexy
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
I wish smileys jumped out at you through the monitor screen.
I wish smileys jumped out at you through the monitor screen. Granted. You die from that drug overdose.
I wish I had the recipe for "zee greatest beer, in all of zee world!"
I wish My body was never found when I die
My mind has changed so much. Yet I'm still acting like I'm the same.
Granted, no one ever comes over to your house to find your nakid-rotting corpse in front of your computer.
I wish for an extra day off each week with the same pay.
I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.
Granted, but your pay is converted to rubles (1 Russian ruble = 0.0377120833 U.S. dollars), and on your day off you can only watch re-runs of the Rosie O'donnell Show.
I wish I had a bottomless bucket of KFC fried chicken.
I wish I could find my hair clippers.
Granted, but your pay is converted to rubles (1 Russian ruble = 0.0377120833 U.S. dollars), and on your day off you can only watch re-runs of the Rosie O'donnell Show.
I wish I had a bottomless bucket of KFC fried chicken.
Granted, you die of morbid obesity.
I wish more than .1% of humanity had intellect surpassing that of a mentally retarded primate.
"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis
"If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979
I wish more than .1% of humanity had intellect surpassing that of a mentally retarded primate.
Granted, but their sudden cognizence of the real world frightens them, and they all commit suicideI wish for yams
I wish mars attacks was an actual documentary.
I wish mars attacks was an actual documentary.
Granted, but you get shot and turned into a green skeleton.
I wish I had a book that never ends.
I wish that I could do anything i liked for a week, with no consequences.
I wish Bear Calvary were real.
I wish for a fish in a dish.
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
Granted, but that fish was a Pirahna and it just ate both your testicles
I wish John Lennon was still alive
I wish Papa Smurf died and the other smurfs ate his body.
My mind has changed so much. Yet I'm still acting like I'm the same.
Granted, but Papa Smurf had a rapidly spreading virus that transfered to all of the other smurfs when they ate his flesh...killing them all within a week
I wish somebody would bomb HGTV's broadcasting studio
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
I wish for a rpg that is endless.
Granted, but the developers are too busy adding content constantly that the graphics are 20 years out of date, and the game-play is exactly the same.
I wish there was an MMO worth paying for
I wish I had the baddest ass gaming laptop on the market.
Life is full of choices--dont make RS one of em
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98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.