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An AoC player, a WAR player, and a WoW player walk into a bar...
SundersGhost
Member Posts: 224
... what happens next?
(The mixture of lack of sleep, and extreme boredom are a bad thing)
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the war player uses he uber pvp skillz to get all 3 kicked out of the bar
Jokes on you because they likely don't have a social life and wouldn't be seen in a bar.
They're all slain by the death wail of a pre-CU SWG vet
WAR player does not exist because the game is not out yet
the WoW player is to young so he cant get into a bar in the first place, he needs to be over 18/21
so in the end the AOC player will be all alone.
hahah nice stuff
The WoW player tries to Buy Alcohol with his fake ID.
The AOC player sees a nice looking women with Big ones and he tries to grab them.
The War player suddenly remembers his game isn't out yet so he fades from existence.
Another great example of Moore's Law. Give people access to that much space (developers and users alike) and they'll find uses for it that you can never imagine. "640K ought to be enough for anybody" - Bill Gates 1981
All fall in love with the sexy looking soon to be Aion player in white night formal dress sitting in the middle of the bar
Cheers
Tan
The WoW player runs in on a NE female in undies begs for some gold and starts dancing
The AoC player runs in on a naked female and starts stabbing people coming from the john and then dances
The WAR player runs in on a witch elf wearing clothes and realizes she cant dance
Cheers!
MMO Vet since AOL Neverwinter Nights circa 1992. My MMO beat up your MMO. =S
The AOC player orders a beer because it's in the script he's following.
The WAR player orders a beer, because he can no longer leave the bar anyway; he's too high level to go back outside (the outside zone is locked out to him).
The WOW player tries to order a beer, but gets a soft drink instead, because he's underage.
The WAR player worries that he may affect the future, since he is obviously time travelling into his own past.
The AoC player just keeps muttering, "It is SO a great game... there's boobies and EVERYthing."
The WoW player can't see the others, because he doesn't know other games exist.
An AoC player, a WAR player, and a WoW player walk into a bar...
...then quickly look around, with a confused expressions on their faces as they realize that they've all zoned into different instances of the bar...
nothing happened because they sent there wives out for the 30 pack cubes of beer and used it as a seat to play there mmo of choice while slammin em down , you dont even have to leave th computer this way and you also have a seat.
playing eq2 and two worlds
All three of them are the same player at differant points in time.
Each is playing the game that happens to the flavor the month from his perspective.
Each will argue relentlessly that his current game is the best and anyone who disagrees is an idiot.
He will be correct in his arguement
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
Benjamin Franklin
The AoC and WAR players beat the crap out of the tiny WoW player. 'Nuff said.
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A human and an Elf get captured by Skaven. The rat-men are getting ready to shoot the first hostage with Dwarf-made guns when he yells, "Earthquake!" The naturally nervous Skaven run and hide from the imaginary threat. He escapes. The Skaven regroup and bring out the Elf. Being very smart, the Elf has figured out what to do. When the Skaven get ready to shoot, the Elf, in order to scare them, yells, "Fire!"
Order of the White Border.
The most fervent WoW player I know is 6'3", about 250 lbs, has 10+ years experiance as a bouncer, and is very heavily armed (due to people coming back to the bar with weapons after being forcefully evicted.)
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
Benjamin Franklin
The most fervent WoW player I know is 6'3", about 250 lbs, has 10+ years experiance as a bouncer, and is very heavily armed (due to people coming back to the bar with weapons after being forcefully evicted.)
Well he missed out on the invite so his scrawny brother had to go? Lol. I've only known semi-strong WoW players, but if heavily armed bouncers play it, I guess I should be scared
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A human and an Elf get captured by Skaven. The rat-men are getting ready to shoot the first hostage with Dwarf-made guns when he yells, "Earthquake!" The naturally nervous Skaven run and hide from the imaginary threat. He escapes. The Skaven regroup and bring out the Elf. Being very smart, the Elf has figured out what to do. When the Skaven get ready to shoot, the Elf, in order to scare them, yells, "Fire!"
Order of the White Border.
The most fervent WoW player I know is 6'3", about 250 lbs, has 10+ years experiance as a bouncer, and is very heavily armed (due to people coming back to the bar with weapons after being forcefully evicted.)
cough*pedophile*coughj/k before anyone tries to ban me or report me
The WoW player yells over his shoulder for his moms permission to enter the bar.
The AoC player cant stop looking at the fake titties long enough to safely navigate his way in.
And the WAR player, well he is busy enough hoping his game will pan out.
The AoC player goes into the bar to find out it's instanced and there's nobody in there
The War and WoW players are duking it out for the crown of #1 mmorpg
An AoC Player, a WAR player, and a WoW player walk into a bar...
The WoW player orders a Bud Light, which prompts the AoC player to ask "What are you doing? Can't you see that Bud Light only scratches the surface of other alcoholic beverages? You're only getting the bare minimum, how can you possibly be happy with that?"
The WoW player takes his Bud Light and drinks the whole bottle in front of the other 2. "Hell, I don't care, this is what I drank when I was just starting."
The AoC player shakes his head in shame and orders a flaming cocktail. The WAR player looks on in disgust. "How are you gonna drink that? It just looks like a drink spruced up with good images and fancy effects?"
"No, no, this is the latest and greatest," The AoC player retorts, "Only the extremely well off and 'hardcore' of us can possibly drink this." The AoC player grins and immediately consumes the drink, but then immediately realizes that it clearly did not have enough content.
The WAR player shrugs and orders a high quality, imported German ale. The WoW and AoC players, both exceptionally sober peer curiously at this new-fangled drink. "What's that?" One of them asks.
The WAR player shrugs. "Hell if I know, but it gets you drunk!"
Heck your scenario blows mine outta the water lol. Thumbs up!! QFT
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A human and an Elf get captured by Skaven. The rat-men are getting ready to shoot the first hostage with Dwarf-made guns when he yells, "Earthquake!" The naturally nervous Skaven run and hide from the imaginary threat. He escapes. The Skaven regroup and bring out the Elf. Being very smart, the Elf has figured out what to do. When the Skaven get ready to shoot, the Elf, in order to scare them, yells, "Fire!"
Order of the White Border.
hehehehe well done!!! well done!!
The WoW player tries to order a drink, but the bartender can't understand what "brz plz, nub" means. Before he figures it out, a manic, crazy-eyed man in rags stumbles over screaming something about the secret to wealth and power for only $29.99.
AoC watches the whole situation while laughing heartily and proclaiming his superiority to his loser friend, WoW. In his incessant mockery, he somehow fails to notice that both of his feet have fallen off. He is distracted by a well-endowed woman and doesn't notice the crazy-eyed man making a beeline for him.
WAR smiles with a mysterious twinkle in his eye. Several patrons comment on how much he looks like his friend WoW, and asks if they are brothers. WAR just chuckles and says something about a cloning accident years ago, but quickly goes back to saying nothing at all. The crazy-eyed man huddles back and waits for his perfect opportunity.
Uhm... then they pull out swords and get all highlander on each other.