An AoC Player, a WAR player, and a WoW player walk into a bar... The WoW player orders a Bud Light, which prompts the AoC player to ask "What are you doing? Can't you see that Bud Light only scratches the surface of other alcoholic beverages? You're only getting the bare minimum, how can you possibly be happy with that?" The WoW player takes his Bud Light and drinks the whole bottle in front of the other 2. "Hell, I don't care, this is what I drank when I was just starting." The AoC player shakes his head in shame and orders a flaming cocktail. The WAR player looks on in disgust. "How are you gonna drink that? It just looks like a drink spruced up with good images and fancy effects?" "No, no, this is the latest and greatest," The AoC player retorts, "Only the extremely well off and 'hardcore' of us can possibly drink this." The AoC player grins and immediately consumes the drink, but then immediately realizes that it clearly did not have enough content. The WAR player shrugs and orders a high quality, imported German ale. The WoW and AoC players, both exceptionally sober peer curiously at this new-fangled drink. "What's that?" One of them asks. The WAR player shrugs. "Hell if I know, but it gets you drunk!"
You Sir deserve a high quality imported German ale for that post.
An AoC Player, a WAR player, and a WoW player walk into a bar... The WoW player offers to buy the first round, he wants an ale, the AoC player wants an ale and the WAR player want's one as well, the WoW player goes to the bar as the other two find there seats, after a few minutes the WoW player returns empty handed complaining that he was to young to be served and sit's down, The WAR player offers to go, but also returns empty handed, complaining that the bar maid wouldn't serve him because of his violent behaviour while waiting in line to be served, so the AoC player gets up and offers to get the drinks, the other two players remind him of what they want to drink, "three ales!" the AoC player says to himself as he walks to the bar," three ales" he says to himself as he waits in line, when he finally returns, he places down three shot glasses of Cougar bourbons!*
An AoC Player, a WAR player, and a WoW player walk into a bar... The WoW player orders a Bud Light, which prompts the AoC player to ask "What are you doing? Can't you see that Bud Light only scratches the surface of other alcoholic beverages? You're only getting the bare minimum, how can you possibly be happy with that?" The WoW player takes his Bud Light and drinks the whole bottle in front of the other 2. "Hell, I don't care, this is what I drank when I was just starting." The AoC player shakes his head in shame and orders a flaming cocktail. The WAR player looks on in disgust. "How are you gonna drink that? It just looks like a drink spruced up with good images and fancy effects?" "No, no, this is the latest and greatest," The AoC player retorts, "Only the extremely well off and 'hardcore' of us can possibly drink this." The AoC player grins and immediately consumes the drink, but then immediately realizes that it clearly did not have enough content. The WAR player shrugs and orders a high quality, imported German ale. The WoW and AoC players, both exceptionally sober peer curiously at this new-fangled drink. "What's that?" One of them asks. The WAR player shrugs. "Hell if I know, but it gets you drunk!"
LOL! Love it!
I was so expecting a dozen flames for even posting this thread. I am so glad people took time out from their bickering to remember their senses of humor. Awesome gang. Keep em coming!
When the waitress says "ok, A shot and two beers coming right up", Warhammer throws a hissy fit about his beer being different than WoWs. Warhammer almost gets kicked out of the bar.
The waitress comes back with a beer for WoW and tells Conan and Warhammer that their orders will be out shortly. She apologizes for the delay.
The waitress comes back with another beer for WoW and tells Conan and Warhammer that their orders will be out shortly.
The waitress comes back out with another beer for WoW, a beer for Conan and just shrugs at warhammer. Conan asks where his Tequilla is and the waitress says they are all out and that they should be getting more sometime this summer, but she doesn't know exactly when.
Conan and Warcraft drink their beers and listen to Warhammer talk about how awesome his beer is going to be when it finally gets there. Both find Warhammers accent and attempts at gamer humor annoying and soon leave him.
An AoC player, a WAR player and a WoW player walk into a bar.
The AoC player asks the bartender for a glass of warrior's blood.
The WAR player asks for a glass of beast's blood.
The WoW player asks for a glass of milk.
Suddenly they notice it's a GAY BAR! And then a fat, bald, mustachy guy with tattoos on his arm asks the AoC player for a dance!
Please continue...
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I'm going to be a bit mean here to all the games...just for fun
The WAR player get turned away from the bar, because he's not a valid citizen of the community...i.e. he doesn't exist to us.
The WOW player gets kicked out of the bar because he's too young. His ID is faked; he bought it online...and besides that his parents didn't give him any drinking money...
The AoC player sits in the bar alone. The only problem is, he or she is in an instance of the bar where no one else ever comes in....
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-The AoC guy tries to walk into a bar...but the poor guy is stuck in a loading zone...maybe we'll see him inside in a few minutes?
-The WoW guy walks into a bar and is promptly kicked out for wearing a chainmail thong in public!
-The War guy walks into a bar and is obliterated because he didn't realize it was the OTHER realm's bar!
I'm adding more:)
-The LoTRO guy walks into a bar and is dismayed to learn they don't have a Latte' or Cappacino machine - so he pulls out his Blackberry w/GPS to locate a Starbucks.
-The Maplestory guy runs into the bar and says," Is this the place where the customers get free peanuts and pretzels?"
-The ToonTown guy walks into a bar and is told he can not set up his Girl Scout Cookie Booth inside of a drinking establishment.
-The Gold Seller named Qxuyqkxqz walks into a bar and starts hawking " $29.00 dolla Rolex watches! Pure hearted work for yuo! Trust uor goods at <Mod edit>.com for yuore needs all!"
An AoC player, a WAR player and a WoW player walk into a bar. AoC and WAR players start ordering shots right away, while the WoW players sit in the corner because they are too young to drink.
An AoC player, a WAR player and a WoW player walk into a bar...
After the bar load screen passes, the AoC player puts on their drinking cape and gets free drinks all night long, prior to getting in drunken bar fights... alone, coz no one else is in their instance of the bar.
The WoW player talks a lot of trash all night while drinking virgin martini's, then when the other bar goers try to teach him how things REALLY are in the MMO world for loud mouth punks, the WoW player scoffs and laughs coz they did not turn on their PVP flag.
The WAR player has a few drinks is not happy with a simple bar fight so turns it into a turf war, bringing a few friends and brawls with anyone who does not side with them in the WAR.
Meanwhile...
The EVE player sitting ALONE in the farthest darkest corner rolls their eyes and mumbles about what would happen to everyone else if this was 0.0
The LOTRO player spins tales and songs while enjoying the lore and thinks this must be about a book yet to be released
The SWG player walks in, everyone pauses to yell out their name... "Norm!" and takes their standard seat at the end of the bar to begin another night of complaining and telling tales of what "used to be" rather than moving on and joining in the festivities of the new games
...
(P.S. I enjoy the playful "opinions" and "Bashing" so far from this thread far more than the flaming of so many others here lately! Thanks all. Is good fun)
Assuming they all exist and are all over 21 in the US (Mexico is a sweet place for the early college trips ).
No one will be able to tell the difference because they will soon all be dead drunk repeating the phrases"No man, I love you, your pvp is so much more l33t then mine" or " Oh, your root fix was way better then ours the melee actually got to your casters" In between each they will call for a holy paladin which only makes it worse. And just when they are barely conscious smed (He is a sneaky one) will walk in and trick them into buying a SOE MMO.
"You dont win a war by dieing for your country, you win a war by getting the other poor bastards to die for theirs!"
A WoW player walks into a bar...'ouch'. It was a metal bar.
A WoW player, an AoC player and a War player walk into a bar, they wait for the EQ player who then turns up 30 minutes later, he was waiting for a SoW.
The WoW player says since he isn't old enough to drink just give him a virgin mary.
The bartender fixes him a drink.
The AoC player says well since he is all about looks over content, just give him a pitcher of warm piss.
The bartender gets him his drink.
The War player says well since he hasn't even made it to beta yet, he'll have a keg of their finest stout, only don't put anything in it just yet, just promise him that you'll fill it up later.
The WOW player orders the Generic Beer the boasts how great it is because everyone else drinks it and has sold the most in the bar so it must be the best.
the AOC player orders a Beer then spends the next hour trying to figure out which instance his beer is in then when he finds the right instance there is no beer just a glass, the bartender says the beer will be added in 6 months.
the WAR player orders a beer that looks and tastes very similar to the WoWs players beer then proceeds to rant about how WoW's beer company stole the recipe from WARs beer company.
the SWG pre-cu player orders a beer, takes a sip and then proceed to curse and pout while remember the good ole days when his beer was "good" and not generic like WoWs beer
the Darkfall player runs into the bar with a simple bottle yelling "my beer is really coming out soon ... it really is this bottle proves it"
The EVE player sits down and orders a beer then proceeds to call his EVE buddies to show up at the bar because the bar is holding a "favorite beer" poll and the EVE's player's beer needs more votes.
I would guess they would get into an arguement. The WoW player would call his arena friends to help him fight, the AoC guy would call his guild to come help him, and the WAR player would call his Realm to come help him.
Then they would all die of shock once they realized they left the house for more than an hour.
An Everquest player and a WoW player walk into a bar, the Everquest player shouts out "group seeking more..". The WoW player rolled his eyes as he stood up, swiftly taking out his sword and soloing the random drunks.
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You Sir deserve a high quality imported German ale for that post.
An AoC Player, a WAR player, and a WoW player walk into a bar...
The WoW player offers to buy the first round, he wants an ale, the AoC player wants an ale and the WAR player want's one as well, the WoW player goes to the bar as the other two find there seats, after a few minutes the WoW player returns empty handed complaining that he was to young to be served and sit's down, The WAR player offers to go, but also returns empty handed, complaining that the bar maid wouldn't serve him because of his violent behaviour while waiting in line to be served, so the AoC player gets up and offers to get the drinks, the other two players remind him of what they want to drink, "three ales!" the AoC player says to himself as he walks to the bar," three ales" he says to himself as he waits in line, when he finally returns, he places down three shot glasses of Cougar bourbons!*
*I really hope you guys remember the TV ad.
They all get kicked out for being underage.
The AoC player is underage, so he doesn't make it inside.
Once inside the WoW player comments on the WAR player's shirt.
"Hey look, we have the same shirt on."
WAR player strangles WoW player.
STOP WHINING!
An AoC player, A WAR player and a WoW player walk into a bar...
The Eve Online player ducks....
What if... they're all 3 lesbians and they just make out all night.
The AoC players stops dead loading BAR ZONE CLONE SIGMA.
The WAR player is weilding an art work weapon painted in a cardboard.
The WOW player is saying LOLWZ and staring like an idiot at his glowing weapon.
A veteran EQ-Classic player walks in and finishes them quick and easy
LOL! Love it!
I was so expecting a dozen flames for even posting this thread. I am so glad people took time out from their bickering to remember their senses of humor. Awesome gang. Keep em coming!
hahaha, and gets out ear plugs?
They all sit down at a table together.
Wow orders a beer.
Warhammer orders a beer
Conan order a shot of tequilla
When the waitress says "ok, A shot and two beers coming right up", Warhammer throws a hissy fit about his beer being different than WoWs. Warhammer almost gets kicked out of the bar.
The waitress comes back with a beer for WoW and tells Conan and Warhammer that their orders will be out shortly. She apologizes for the delay.
The waitress comes back with another beer for WoW and tells Conan and Warhammer that their orders will be out shortly.
The waitress comes back out with another beer for WoW, a beer for Conan and just shrugs at warhammer. Conan asks where his Tequilla is and the waitress says they are all out and that they should be getting more sometime this summer, but she doesn't know exactly when.
Conan and Warcraft drink their beers and listen to Warhammer talk about how awesome his beer is going to be when it finally gets there. Both find Warhammers accent and attempts at gamer humor annoying and soon leave him.
The AoC player fatalities both of them... At the same time.
|Mortal Online|Gnostaria|
WAR player threatens everyone with WAAAGH!
WoW player thumbs nose at him 'cause he ain't flagged for PvP.
AoC player promises to "pwn ur guys faces when I find ur bloody instance."
An AoC Player, a WAR player, and a WoW player walk into a bar to find it's bar #134252421 (instance).
WAKA WAKA WAKA! :-P
-- Brede
An AoC player, a WAR player and a WoW player walk into a bar.
The AoC player asks the bartender for a glass of warrior's blood.
The WAR player asks for a glass of beast's blood.
The WoW player asks for a glass of milk.
Suddenly they notice it's a GAY BAR! And then a fat, bald, mustachy guy with tattoos on his arm asks the AoC player for a dance!
Please continue...
The WAR player get turned away from the bar, because he's not a valid citizen of the community...i.e. he doesn't exist to us.
The WOW player gets kicked out of the bar because he's too young. His ID is faked; he bought it online...and besides that his parents didn't give him any drinking money...
The AoC player sits in the bar alone. The only problem is, he or she is in an instance of the bar where no one else ever comes in....
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-The AoC guy tries to walk into a bar...but the poor guy is stuck in a loading zone...maybe we'll see him inside in a few minutes?
-The WoW guy walks into a bar and is promptly kicked out for wearing a chainmail thong in public!
-The War guy walks into a bar and is obliterated because he didn't realize it was the OTHER realm's bar!
I'm adding more:)
-The LoTRO guy walks into a bar and is dismayed to learn they don't have a Latte' or Cappacino machine - so he pulls out his Blackberry w/GPS to locate a Starbucks.
-The Maplestory guy runs into the bar and says," Is this the place where the customers get free peanuts and pretzels?"
-The ToonTown guy walks into a bar and is told he can not set up his Girl Scout Cookie Booth inside of a drinking establishment.
-The Gold Seller named Qxuyqkxqz walks into a bar and starts hawking " $29.00 dolla Rolex watches! Pure hearted work for yuo! Trust uor goods at <Mod edit>.com for yuore needs all!"
An AoC player, a WAR player and a WoW player walk into a bar. AoC and WAR players start ordering shots right away, while the WoW players sit in the corner because they are too young to drink.
An AoC player, a WAR player and a WoW player walk into a bar...
After the bar load screen passes, the AoC player puts on their drinking cape and gets free drinks all night long, prior to getting in drunken bar fights... alone, coz no one else is in their instance of the bar.
The WoW player talks a lot of trash all night while drinking virgin martini's, then when the other bar goers try to teach him how things REALLY are in the MMO world for loud mouth punks, the WoW player scoffs and laughs coz they did not turn on their PVP flag.
The WAR player has a few drinks is not happy with a simple bar fight so turns it into a turf war, bringing a few friends and brawls with anyone who does not side with them in the WAR.
Meanwhile...
The EVE player sitting ALONE in the farthest darkest corner rolls their eyes and mumbles about what would happen to everyone else if this was 0.0
The LOTRO player spins tales and songs while enjoying the lore and thinks this must be about a book yet to be released
The SWG player walks in, everyone pauses to yell out their name... "Norm!" and takes their standard seat at the end of the bar to begin another night of complaining and telling tales of what "used to be" rather than moving on and joining in the festivities of the new games
...
(P.S. I enjoy the playful "opinions" and "Bashing" so far from this thread far more than the flaming of so many others here lately! Thanks all. Is good fun)
Assuming they all exist and are all over 21 in the US (Mexico is a sweet place for the early college trips
).
No one will be able to tell the difference because they will soon all be dead drunk repeating the phrases"No man, I love you, your pvp is so much more l33t then mine" or " Oh, your root fix was way better then ours the melee actually got to your casters" In between each they will call for a holy paladin which only makes it worse. And just when they are barely conscious smed (He is a sneaky one) will walk in and trick them into buying a SOE MMO.
"You dont win a war by dieing for your country, you win a war by getting the other poor bastards to die for theirs!"
-General Patton
The WAR player and the WoW player order exactly the same thing and accuse each other of copying. The AoC player beheads them both.
A WoW player walks into a bar...'ouch'. It was a metal bar.
A WoW player, an AoC player and a War player walk into a bar, they wait for the EQ player who then turns up 30 minutes later, he was waiting for a SoW.
The bartender asks "What will you have?"
The WoW player says since he isn't old enough to drink just give him a virgin mary.
The bartender fixes him a drink.
The AoC player says well since he is all about looks over content, just give him a pitcher of warm piss.
The bartender gets him his drink.
The War player says well since he hasn't even made it to beta yet, he'll have a keg of their finest stout, only don't put anything in it just yet, just promise him that you'll fill it up later.
The WOW player orders the Generic Beer the boasts how great it is because everyone else drinks it and has sold the most in the bar so it must be the best.
the AOC player orders a Beer then spends the next hour trying to figure out which instance his beer is in then when he finds the right instance there is no beer just a glass, the bartender says the beer will be added in 6 months.
the WAR player orders a beer that looks and tastes very similar to the WoWs players beer then proceeds to rant about how WoW's beer company stole the recipe from WARs beer company.
the SWG pre-cu player orders a beer, takes a sip and then proceed to curse and pout while remember the good ole days when his beer was "good" and not generic like WoWs beer
the Darkfall player runs into the bar with a simple bottle yelling "my beer is really coming out soon ... it really is this bottle proves it"
The EVE player sits down and orders a beer then proceeds to call his EVE buddies to show up at the bar because the bar is holding a "favorite beer" poll and the EVE's player's beer needs more votes.
I would guess they would get into an arguement. The WoW player would call his arena friends to help him fight, the AoC guy would call his guild to come help him, and the WAR player would call his Realm to come help him.
Then they would all die of shock once they realized they left the house for more than an hour.
An Everquest player and a WoW player walk into a bar, the Everquest player shouts out "group seeking more..". The WoW player rolled his eyes as he stood up, swiftly taking out his sword and soloing the random drunks.