The bartender asks "What will you have?" The WoW player says since he isn't old enough to drink just give him a virgin mary. The bartender fixes him a drink. The AoC player says well since he is all about looks over content, just give him a pitcher of warm piss. The bartender gets him his drink. The War player says well since he hasn't even made it to beta yet, he'll have a keg of their finest stout, only don't put anything in it just yet, just promise him that you'll fill it up later.
The WOW player orders the Generic Beer the boasts how great it is because everyone else drinks it and has sold the most in the bar so it must be the best. the AOC player orders a Beer then spends the next hour trying to figure out which instance his beer is in then when he finds the right instance there is no beer just a glass, the bartender says the beer will be added in 6 months. the WAR player orders a beer that looks and tastes very similar to the WoWs players beer then proceeds to rant about how WoW's beer company stole the recipe from WARs beer company. the SWG pre-cu player orders a beer, takes a sip and then proceed to curse and pout while remember the good ole days when his beer was "good" and generic like WoWs beer the Darkfall player runs into the bar with a simple bottle yelling "my beer is really coming out soon ... it really is this bottle proves it" The EVE player sits down and orders a beer then proceeds to call his EVE buddies to show up at the bar because the bar is holding a "favorite beer" poll and the EVE's player's beer needs more votes.
The WoW play walks in and /waves to all the others, 99% of whom are also WoW players
The AoC player is stuck on a loading screen because he entered a building, and when he does arrive hes in a different bar becuase there were more than 48 people already in the bar.
The WoW play walks in and /waves to all the others, 99% of whom are also WoW players The AoC player is stuck on a loading screen because he entered a building, and when he does arrive hes in a different bar becuase there were more than 48 people already in the bar. The WAR play did not turn up, got delayed again.
The WoW player the WAR player and the AoC player are walking up to the bar when all of a sudden the WoW player screams out and just charges into the bar. When the WAR player and the AoC player arrive the AoC player gets stuck in a loading zone. The WAR player walks in to the bar and goes and orders a nice good ale. The WoW player arrives several minutes later and orders the same thing. Squabbling ensues. The AoC guy shoes up and grabs an apple cider cause it looks like the real thing but the bar was sold out and wasn't sure when they were getting more.
A WoW player, WAR player and AoC player walks into a bar, all three makes friends with one another and surf youtube for the rest of the night.
Several problems with thay scenario! The first of which, as soon as they try to make friends, n AoC GM would pop up and tell them that is not how to FFA PVP, and they all have to try to behead one another and not form a community.
I'm going to be a bit mean here to all the games...just for fun The WAR player get turned away from the bar, because he's not a valid citizen of the community...i.e. he doesn't exist to us. The WOW player gets kicked out of the bar because he's too young. His ID is faked; he bought it online...and besides that his parents didn't give him any drinking money... The AoC player sits in the bar alone. The only problem is, he or she is in an instance of the bar where no one else ever comes in....
Everyone tries to work out why the WoW player walked in with a huge amount of friends and looks really happy when by their own personal philosophy they're sure he's supposed to be unpopular and miserable.
The WAR and AoC players are having a fight, but to be fair they're enjoying it.
An AoC player, a WAR player, and a WoW player walk into a bar...
And all three start whining about what's wrong with the bar and how the bar being built down the street will be sooooo much better when it's completed.
Everyone tries to work out why the WoW player walked in with a huge amount of friends and looks really happy when by their own personal philosophy they're sure he's supposed to be unpopular and miserable.
The WAR and AoC players are having a fight, but to be fair they're enjoying it.
Heh, was the WoW player not invited to join the fight? Or did they not wanna flag PVP?
An AoC Player, a WAR player, and a WoW player walk into a bar... A few seconds latter the Hellgate:London marksman shoots all three in the head and orders a level 7 napalm strike on the bar. bet'ya never saw that coming!
Quite right! Did not see that coming at all. Funny stuff. (Obvously this Marksman was pre-patch that weakened MM's so incredibly!)
An AoC Player, a WAR player, and a WoW player walk into a bar... The WoW player orders a Bud Light, which prompts the AoC player to ask "What are you doing? Can't you see that Bud Light only scratches the surface of other alcoholic beverages? You're only getting the bare minimum, how can you possibly be happy with that?" The WoW player takes his Bud Light and drinks the whole bottle in front of the other 2. "Hell, I don't care, this is what I drank when I was just starting." The AoC player shakes his head in shame and orders a flaming cocktail. The WAR player looks on in disgust. "How are you gonna drink that? It just looks like a drink spruced up with good images and fancy effects?" "No, no, this is the latest and greatest," The AoC player retorts, "Only the extremely well off and 'hardcore' of us can possibly drink this." The AoC player grins and immediately consumes the drink, but then immediately realizes that it clearly did not have enough content. The WAR player shrugs and orders a high quality, imported German ale. The WoW and AoC players, both exceptionally sober peer curiously at this new-fangled drink. "What's that?" One of them asks. The WAR player shrugs. "Hell if I know, but it gets you drunk!"
Aoc goes to the bar, orders a drink then looks around at how great this bar looks, he notices wow who, even though he is 34, brought his mum with him who is holding his hand and pointing towards the bar showing wow which one to ask for a drink. Wow jumps in the air and runs to the bar and orders a drink, still jumping.
Aoc cant help but laugh heartily but then suffers lockjaw, (a problem he has had since birth) and cant drink anything until it passes. "Damn my doctor", he thinks, "he told me id be fine after the expensive medical treatment". It eventually passes and he sighs, shakes his head which caused the headless animation to activate "ah fffff!!!"
Wow, getting quite tipsy, checks his mum is still waiting by the door for him and then looks over at the headless aoc. He notices aoc wearing a retro star wars t-shirt under his manly rugged off-the-shoulder bearskin. The headless aoc is defenseless so wow pulls out his oversized glowing spoon sword thing and is about to run it through aoc when he is distracted by some rabble going on by the door.
In walks a stunning elegant war dark elf woman, wearing beautiful looking armour, albiet not very much. Wow is taken aback for a moment, in a dream like state..wow thinks wow.....suddenly he is annoyingly snapped out of his fantasy by the two fat blokes behind the dark elf pointing at her and telling everyone in the bar who happens to look over how great she is, how they made this amazing armour for her and how awesome she is. War rolls her eyes and wishes she didnt have to be shaperoned everytime she wants to show herself in public. She looks over to both wow and aoc (who now has his head back) mouths the word 'help'. They both run over, aoc cuts off a fat bloke arm, then a leg, then another arm, another leg, then his head. Wow quickly changes his hairstyle and fears the other fat bloke and drains him of his health.
WAR thanks them both and buys a round of drinks. Suddenly, in walks a shady looking man wearing a blood stained shirt holding a pistol. "Ah shit" He says in a heavy East European accent. "wrong fucking bar". Wow, war and Aoc look at each other and think themselves lucky the man didnt notice them.
As the camera moves back and the sound fades out we hear:
WOW: Whilst jumping - "Nice armour, is that new level 80 arena gear?"
Comments
LMAO- Bravo!!
The 3 fanbois start to dry hump each other, and later that night start up a few dumb post on MMORPG.com.
/cheers- this was great!
Haha! Another great one! Cheers!
The WoW play walks in and /waves to all the others, 99% of whom are also WoW players
The AoC player is stuck on a loading screen because he entered a building, and when he does arrive hes in a different bar becuase there were more than 48 people already in the bar.
The WAR play did not turn up, got delayed again.
Haha! That was awesome.
The WoW player the WAR player and the AoC player are walking up to the bar when all of a sudden the WoW player screams out and just charges into the bar. When the WAR player and the AoC player arrive the AoC player gets stuck in a loading zone. The WAR player walks in to the bar and goes and orders a nice good ale. The WoW player arrives several minutes later and orders the same thing. Squabbling ensues. The AoC guy shoes up and grabs an apple cider cause it looks like the real thing but the bar was sold out and wasn't sure when they were getting more.
A WoW player, WAR player and AoC player walks into a bar,
all three makes friends with one another and surf youtube for the rest of the night.
An AoC player, a WAR player, and a WoW player walk into a bar..
I guess all three of the stupid asshats should learn to duck huh?
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Give a fish a man and he will eat for a month!
Several problems with thay scenario! The first of which, as soon as they try to make friends, n AoC GM would pop up and tell them that is not how to FFA PVP, and they all have to try to behead one another and not form a community.
Heh, man I have been waiting for someone to throw that one in there. Took fr enough into the thread!
and vg player is always looking for the bar...
Everyone tries to work out why the WoW player walked in with a huge amount of friends and looks really happy when by their own personal philosophy they're sure he's supposed to be unpopular and miserable.
The WAR and AoC players are having a fight, but to be fair they're enjoying it.
An AoC player, a WAR player, and a WoW player walk into a bar...
And all three start whining about what's wrong with the bar and how the bar being built down the street will be sooooo much better when it's completed.
The AoC player would decapitate the WoW and the WAR player, looting their
BIG LARGE PINK COLORED SHOULDER PADS gear
selling them to the barman for another beer.
Heh, was the WoW player not invited to join the fight? Or did they not wanna flag PVP?
The WOW player breaks out his 5 piece crayon set and begins to draw cartoons.
The AOC player draws his sword to slay the other two players..but its broken.
The WAR player runs around threatning the AOC and WOW players but they ignore hime because they know he's not real.
And the bartender.....pulls out his IPOD ,dials up MMORPG's web site and begins to look for a mmog other than these three wanabees.
An AoC Player, a WAR player, and a WoW player walk into a bar...
A few seconds latter the Hellgate:London marksman shoots all three in the head and orders a level 7 napalm strike on the bar.
bet'ya never saw that coming!
Quite right! Did not see that coming at all. Funny stuff. (Obvously this Marksman was pre-patch that weakened MM's so incredibly!)
Legendary. Keep up the good work
they all laugh at the GW player because he cant jump
Aoc goes to the bar, orders a drink then looks around at how great this bar looks, he notices wow who, even though he is 34, brought his mum with him who is holding his hand and pointing towards the bar showing wow which one to ask for a drink. Wow jumps in the air and runs to the bar and orders a drink, still jumping.
Aoc cant help but laugh heartily but then suffers lockjaw, (a problem he has had since birth) and cant drink anything until it passes. "Damn my doctor", he thinks, "he told me id be fine after the expensive medical treatment". It eventually passes and he sighs, shakes his head which caused the headless animation to activate "ah fffff!!!"
Wow, getting quite tipsy, checks his mum is still waiting by the door for him and then looks over at the headless aoc. He notices aoc wearing a retro star wars t-shirt under his manly rugged off-the-shoulder bearskin. The headless aoc is defenseless so wow pulls out his oversized glowing spoon sword thing and is about to run it through aoc when he is distracted by some rabble going on by the door.
In walks a stunning elegant war dark elf woman, wearing beautiful looking armour, albiet not very much. Wow is taken aback for a moment, in a dream like state..wow thinks wow.....suddenly he is annoyingly snapped out of his fantasy by the two fat blokes behind the dark elf pointing at her and telling everyone in the bar who happens to look over how great she is, how they made this amazing armour for her and how awesome she is. War rolls her eyes and wishes she didnt have to be shaperoned everytime she wants to show herself in public. She looks over to both wow and aoc (who now has his head back) mouths the word 'help'. They both run over, aoc cuts off a fat bloke arm, then a leg, then another arm, another leg, then his head. Wow quickly changes his hairstyle and fears the other fat bloke and drains him of his health.
WAR thanks them both and buys a round of drinks. Suddenly, in walks a shady looking man wearing a blood stained shirt holding a pistol. "Ah shit" He says in a heavy East European accent. "wrong fucking bar". Wow, war and Aoc look at each other and think themselves lucky the man didnt notice them.
As the camera moves back and the sound fades out we hear:
WOW: Whilst jumping - "Nice armour, is that new level 80 arena gear?"
WAR': "No, wow, its my concept armour".
AOC: "*hic* - Can i see your tits?"
Fade out.
WoW player throws a glass at a group of Orcs in the corner and shouts "Leeeeeeeroy Jenkins!!!!!"
WAR player tries to dance to the jukebox but finds he doesn't have the emote!
AOC player can't find the other 2 because he is in a seperate instance of the bar!
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