An AoC player, a WAR player, and a WoW player walk into a bar...
The WoW player heads straight up to the bar, orders a jug of beer, doesn't share it and begins to get ridiculously drunk, like he has been for the last 4 years, he doesn't even enjoy drinking anymore, but he's an alcoholic.
The AoC player also gets ridiculously drunk because he is depressed about high expectations and shortcomings, initially he orders fancy cocktails, but as the night gets on every drink becomes exactly the same as the other, he eventually gets kicked out for being a pervert.
The WAR player gets ridiculously drunk because he has nothing better to do.
The EvE player chuckles to himself while he stares at his penis.
Aoc goes to the bar, orders a drink then looks around at how great this bar looks, he notices wow who, even though he is 34, brought his mum with him who is holding his hand and pointing towards the bar showing wow which one to ask for a drink. Wow jumps in the air and runs to the bar and orders a drink, still jumping.
Aoc cant help but laugh heartily but then suffers lockjaw, (a problem he has had since birth) and cant drink anything until it passes. "Damn my doctor", he thinks, "he told me id be fine after the expensive medical treatment". It eventually passes and he sighs, shakes his head which caused the headless animation to activate "ah fffff!!!"
Wow, getting quite tipsy, checks his mum is still waiting by the door for him and then looks over at the headless aoc. He notices aoc wearing a retro star wars t-shirt under his manly rugged off-the-shoulder bearskin. The headless aoc is defenseless so wow pulls out his oversized glowing spoon sword thing and is about to run it through aoc when he is distracted by some rabble going on by the door.
In walks a stunning elegant war dark elf woman, wearing beautiful looking armour, albiet not very much. Wow is taken aback for a moment, in a dream like state..wow thinks wow.....suddenly he is annoyingly snapped out of his fantasy by the two fat blokes behind the dark elf pointing at her and telling everyone in the bar who happens to look over how great she is, how they made this amazing armour for her and how awesome she is. War rolls her eyes and wishes she didnt have to be shaperoned everytime she wants to show herself in public. She looks over to both wow and aoc (who now has his head back) mouths the word 'help'. They both run over, aoc cuts off a fat bloke arm, then a leg, then another arm, another leg, then his head. Wow quickly changes his hairstyle and fears the other fat bloke and drains him of his health.
WAR thanks them both and buys a round of drinks. Suddenly, in walks a shady looking man wearing a blood stained shirt holding a pistol. "Ah shit" He says in a heavy East European accent. "wrong fucking bar". Wow, war and Aoc look at each other and think themselves lucky the man didnt notice them. As the camera moves back and the sound fades out we hear:
WOW: Whilst jumping - "Nice armour, is that new level 80 arena gear?"
WAR': "No, wow, its my concept armour".
AOC: "*hic* - Can i see your tits?"
Fade out.
HAHAHA! This one is a freakin classic! I love it. Gonna be tough to top this I think!
The three nerds sit quietly in a dark corner of the bar drinking cokes all night while in a hotly contested debate about which MMO is the best.
They briefly look up, and give dorky smiles, when they think the waitress is interested in them, only to realize she is pointing and laughing at the WoW players gut hanging over his Levi's jean shorts.
They all decide to leave at 8pm, and go home to play with themselves...in their favorite MMO.
AoC player tries to order a beer, his mouth lags and eventually his brain runs out of memory failing to remember what he was ordering. After a while his brain starts to function again and he steals 1 million milligrams of WoW's player beer and gets a buff. War player feels the buff of AoC player and delays his order.
WAR player does not exist because the game is not out yet the WoW player is to young so he cant get into a bar in the first place, he needs to be over 18/21 so in the end the AOC player will be all alone.
/thread
Originally posted by Spathotan The simplest way to put this, is like this. Buying a used/refurbished 360 is on the same plane as sharing a condom in a gangbang with strangers.
An AoC player, a WAR player and a WoW player walk into a bar... The WoW player immediately notices a map to Candy Mountain and runs off to inform his mount Charlie...
The AoC player gets agitated that 1/2 the bar is nothing more than a black void of unfinished coding and casts Magic Missle into the darkness...
The WAR player punches the wench in the face and screams "WAAAAAAHHHHHGGG!!" thus causing a huge bar fight which lasts for hours...
LOL! Casts MM into the darkness. Classic. Loved that.
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An AoC player, a WAR player, and a WoW player walk into a bar...
The WoW player heads straight up to the bar, orders a jug of beer, doesn't share it and begins to get ridiculously drunk, like he has been for the last 4 years, he doesn't even enjoy drinking anymore, but he's an alcoholic.
The AoC player also gets ridiculously drunk because he is depressed about high expectations and shortcomings, initially he orders fancy cocktails, but as the night gets on every drink becomes exactly the same as the other, he eventually gets kicked out for being a pervert.
The WAR player gets ridiculously drunk because he has nothing better to do.
The EvE player chuckles to himself while he stares at his penis.
O_o o_O
HAHAHA! This one is a freakin classic! I love it. Gonna be tough to top this I think!
An AOC, WAR, and WoW player all walk into a bar...
the bar burns down...
they all die virgins.
all three of them were once CoX players, and they encourage each other to return to CoX because of the 14 days free
The three nerds sit quietly in a dark corner of the bar drinking cokes all night while in a hotly contested debate about which MMO is the best.
They briefly look up, and give dorky smiles, when they think the waitress is interested in them, only to realize she is pointing and laughing at the WoW players gut hanging over his Levi's jean shorts.
They all decide to leave at 8pm, and go home to play with themselves...in their favorite MMO.
True story.
Heh, you sure they are not playing Vanguard or EQ's free playtime?
AoC player tries to order a beer, his mouth lags and eventually his brain runs out of memory failing to remember what he was ordering. After a while his brain starts to function again and he steals 1 million milligrams of WoW's player beer and gets a buff. War player feels the buff of AoC player and delays his order.
sdfsdfsfdsdfsfd
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The WoW player the WAR player and the AoC player are walking up to the bar when all of a sudden...
A BIG ASS NUCLEAR MISSLE COMES OUT OF THE SKY AND BLOWS EVERYONE TO SHIT WITH OBAMA LAUGHING..
while i am making babies with my hilary clinton!
LOL! Casts MM into the darkness. Classic. Loved that.
While the three were talking to each other a chiness person comes in and sees the mmorpg players and yells loudly GOLD for sale!.