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  • TardcoreTardcore Member Posts: 2,325

    "1.7 Million."

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    "Gypsies, tramps, and thieves, we were called by the Admin of the site . . . "

  • FrostWyrmFrostWyrm Member Posts: 1,036

    Originally posted by tixylix

    "You didn't play past this time, so you have no right to judge the game" ... like Oh I'm sorry I didn't know I had no opinion on the game until I watsed 100 hours of my life lol. 

    I have kind of mixed feelings about this one.

    While I agree if a game doesn't entertain you from the start, its really not worth sitting through the crap to get to the "good part", its also impossible to form an informed opinion about something you haven't really tried.

    Basically I think its the difference between claiming a game you've never really played sucks, versus simply stating it didn't catch your interest.

     


    Originally posted by colddog04

    Whenever someone supports WoW they compare it to McDonalds in some way:

    "These people are post wow gamers with a mcdonalds complex."

    Funny, I compare WoW to McDonalds in a totally non-supportive way.

    "It may be popular, but everyone knows its garbage"  is usually about how it goes for me.

    I usually say that half-jokingly. I dont like WoW, but it seems to at least have a clear target audience and does a good job of pleasing them.

    Not really a cliche, but one I use all the time is "Wow is already good at being WoW" This one is for all the failed or barely hanging in games that try to mimic WoW.

  • TheHavokTheHavok Member UncommonPosts: 2,423

    -The people that say WoW is dying

    -The people that use xfire to support their estimation on subscription numbers.

    -The people that claim WoW ruined the MMORPG genre.

    -The people that claim that WoW's graphics are too cartoony.

    -The people that complain that WoW is too easy.

    -The people who played UO/Meridian 59/EQ/AC/Anarchy Online (insert early mmorpg), consider themselves a "Veteran" of mmorpgs and believe this makes their opinion superior to other mmorpg players.

    -The people who claim DAoC's pvp was the best ever.

    -The people who complain about games being "WoW clones"

    -The people LF a "TRUE" sandbox.

    -The people who actually believe they can design a better game - but have never designed anything in their life.

    -The people who miss the "freedom" in early MMOS (most other people call it lack of direction, but to each their own)

    -The people who don't want their "hands held" in a themepark game.

    -The same people who don't want their "hands held" in a themepark game but refuse to play any of the sandbox games (DARKFALL IS STUPID - EVE IS BORING - MO IS THE WORST GAME EVER - RRAAAAWR)

  • TorgrimTorgrim Member CommonPosts: 2,088

    Always was fasinated when people defend their game with the sentence....It's only beta.... yeah right like the gaming studio will make a complete overhaul of the game within 1 month before release.

    If it's not broken, you are not innovating.

  • k-damagek-damage Member CommonPosts: 738

    Originally posted by Vesavius

    The guy that joins in at the end of a 70 page thread, without reading any of it past the OP, and makes several points that were addressed on page 1.

    This one ... Oh my god this one, how much I want to just punch him in the face.

    ***** Before hitting that reply button, please READ the WHOLE thread you're about to post in *****

  • DannyGloverDannyGlover Member Posts: 1,277

    The people who rush to defend negativity. On a similar note, the people who rush to defend intolerance. "You have the right to be gay, just like I have the right to hate you for it". I wish we could evolve past this. Maybe someday.

    I sit on a man's back, choking him and making him carry me, and yet assure myself and others that I am very sorry for him and wish to ease his lot by all possible means - except by getting off his back.

  • fivorothfivoroth Member UncommonPosts: 3,916

    I can't think of anything that hasn't  already been mentioned in this thread.  But I really love this thread!

    Mission in life: Vanquish all MMORPG.com trolls - especially TESO, WOW and GW2 trolls.

  • spookydomspookydom Member UncommonPosts: 1,782

    Originally posted by DarkPony

    "why do males play female characters?"

    "If I have to looking at the backside of a character for so much time, it better be a good looking one"

    Pet peeve of mine right there also. How many threads on this subject do we really need?

  • EvilGeekEvilGeek Member UncommonPosts: 1,258


    Originally posted by RefMinor
    Themepark players who can't grasp that their games are culturally inferior to sandbox games and complain that sandbox gamers think they are better.


    Sandbox players taking a holier than though attitude towards theme park players. Thanks for the reminder :)

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  • PivotelitePivotelite Member UncommonPosts: 2,145

    "korean grinder"

    "this game should have "insert feature here" like "insert game here" instead of how it was designed because i don't like it"

    "this themepark game has themepark elements, why don't companies learn that a themepark should be a sandbox"

    "I really want to like this game but..."

    "paradigm shift"

     

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  • KyleranKyleran Member LegendaryPosts: 44,079

    Originally posted by grimfall

    Originally posted by gainesvilleg


    Originally posted by Kyleran


    Originally posted by DannyGlover

    My personal favorite:

    "I started playing Meridian 59 back in 96"

    Translation:

    "I looked up the oldest mmo on the list here and claimed it as my first in order to gain clout"

    That one is a gem. A title that probably fewer than 5K people ever played, yet every one of them ends up posting on the forums here.

    I also like people who rattle off their MMORPG pettigree, usually with a list of 25 games or so, makes you wonder if they ever really liked any of them since their tenure in them had to be short.

     

    Really, fewer than 5000 ever played Meridian 59?  I guess I am special then, although I admit I didn't play it long as there wasn't much to do I thought.  I do remember though seeing another player for the first time and running away as scared as can be LOL.  Only real memory I have of it anymore though...

    As for my favorite cliche though, I like "But the developer of game XXX really cares about the players not the money"

    From Wikipedia, fwiw, "More than 25,000 players joined the game's public beta that lasted up until its commercial launch on September 27, 1996,"

    I installed it and played it a little bit.  Too many technical difficulties and UO was coming out soon.  Think I went back to Dragonrealms until then.

    If it's no open world PVP, it's not sandbox.

    Never could grasp that one, but I read it all the time.

    Ah, the perfect opportunity for another cliche, "never trust anything you read on Wikipedia"  image

    I guess I stand corrected, I'm surprised that more than 25K people had internet connectivty back in 1996 but then my memory isn't what it used to be. 

    Amazing they all ran over to play Meridian 59, first real MMORPG I read/heard about was UO, and yet stayed away from the genre until Lineage 1/ DAOC in 2002. Every review I read about MMO's called them crap, turns out the magazine I relied on (CGW) just had an unnatural hatred for online gaming. 

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  • TROLL_HARDTROLL_HARD Member Posts: 312

    Originally posted by madnos

    But ....the game has "potential"...

     

     

    Dude, no...but it does have potential..

  • spookydomspookydom Member UncommonPosts: 1,782

    Sticky this thread. It should be required reading.

  • TROLL_HARDTROLL_HARD Member Posts: 312

    Originally posted by spookydom

    Sticky this thread. It should be required reading.

    I know. But the people who need to read it aren't going to read it.

  • VesaviusVesavius Member RarePosts: 7,908

    Originally posted by TROLL_HARD

    Originally posted by spookydom

    Sticky this thread. It should be required reading.

    I know. But the people who need to read it aren't going to read it.

     

    I have another one... People that think everyone else is the problem when they are as bad.

  • DarkPonyDarkPony Member Posts: 5,566

    OP, you know what would be really cool like?

    If you'd assemble them all (minus the duplicates) in the OP in a long list.

    You can have one of my golden stars and +1k post count if you make that happen.

  • StonesDKStonesDK Member UncommonPosts: 1,805

    "You can have your death penalty. Just delete your character when you die. It's the same thing"

    "If you like playing solo then why not just play a singleplayer game while having iirc chat open. It's the same thing"

    "If you want a bigger challenge then play blindfolded, the game is fine as it is"

     

    And my personal favorite

    "It doesn't matter if others buy gear for money, it doesn't affect you one bit"

     

     

  • jdlamson75jdlamson75 Member UncommonPosts: 1,010

    Originally posted by DarkPony

    "then maybe the game just isn't for you?"

    "it's a design decision"

    "it's a paradigm shift"

    "it will save the genre"

    "the genre is dead"

    "According to xfire ..."

    "who uses XFire anyway?"

    "world pvp fans just want to kill lowbies / easy kills / are cowards"

    "it's a breath of fresh air"

    "a mmorpg has to be awesome right from the start"

    "wait untill you get to level x"

    "Korean grinder"

    "customer service sucks"

    "customer service is so awesome! They helped me in x minutes"

    "Impression from a long term player / mmorpg vet"

    "Back in SWG pre-trammel ..."

    "Back in vanilla WOW ..."

    "Back in UO ..."

    "Just like DAOC"

    "Sandbox vs. themepark thread"

     

    I see what you did there.

    Wait, is that a forum cliche?  I hope not...

  • Slapshot1188Slapshot1188 Member LegendaryPosts: 17,693

    Originally posted by Torgrim

    Always was fasinated when people defend their game with the sentence....It's only beta.... yeah right like the gaming studio will make a complete overhaul of the game within 1 month before release.

     I always like those who use the same logic AFTER release.  "It's only been out for a year", "It's only been out for two years", "The next expansion pack will fix XXX"

    Pretty much anytime a fan uses the phrase "The game WILL have..."  just makes me LOL.

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  • DarkPonyDarkPony Member Posts: 5,566

    Originally posted by Starpower

    "You can have your death penalty. Just delete your character when you die. It's the same thing"

    "If you like playing solo then why not just play a singleplayer game while having iirc chat open. It's the same thing"

    "If you want a bigger challenge then play blindfolded, the game is fine as it is"

     

     

    Hehe.

    You can add "If you don't like teleporting, then don't use it!" to that list.

  • Slapshot1188Slapshot1188 Member LegendaryPosts: 17,693

    "Skill based combat"

     

     

    All time classic  MY NEW FAVORITE POST!  (Keep laying those bricks)

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  • DarkPonyDarkPony Member Posts: 5,566

    Originally posted by jdlamson75

    *snap*

     

    I see what you did there.

    Wait, is that a forum cliche?  I hope not...

    No, that was me screwing up V_V

    What was the name of that SWG big change patch anyway?

    Trammel was UO I now realize.

  • JoeTanJoeTan Member UncommonPosts: 70

    People that write "Could of had"  Would of, Should of ..etc " pisses me off.

  • IcewhiteIcewhite Member Posts: 6,403

    If the arguments themselves weren't so tired, then the cliche responses wouldn't be either.

    Self-pity imprisons us in the walls of our own self-absorption. The whole world shrinks down to the size of our problem, and the more we dwell on it, the smaller we are and the larger the problem seems to grow.

  • StonesDKStonesDK Member UncommonPosts: 1,805

    "This MMO has character skill progression instead of  level progression.. ergo it's a sandbox"

    "This MMO lets you fish, go sightseeing and collect sea shells.. ergo it's a sandbox"

    "All MMOs have bugs at launch, so just gobble it down and stop complaining"

    "All gankers are social outcasts in RL"

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