"My ex used to... "
"It's my first time."
"Can't you just hold me?"
"It happens to everyone."
"I got a headache."
"Who’s your daddy?"
"What now, you’re crying?"
"Whoops, looks like I just put my man butter on your girl toast."
"Um, I think y…
IMO, vibrators are for girls who are unable to get what they want. It's a futile way of imitating a man's you-know-what. Also, why bother to get a vibrator when you can easily do the same things it does with a regular candle. Hahahaha...