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No bathtubs …or rubber ducks?...Definitely not going to buy this…

Doriangray1Doriangray1 Member Posts: 53
in Elder Scrolls Online

 

Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game has to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?

* cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!

Rubber duck is incapable of hate.

" The extinction of Rubber Ducks will bring forth the end of our days. "

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  • AeonbladesAeonblades Member Posts: 2,083
    Originally posted by Doriangray1

     

    Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game as to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to…mending my battle wounds? HOW?

    * cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on without another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!

    +1 , laughed every minute I love it!

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  • whisperwyndwhisperwynd Member UncommonPosts: 1,668

     The satire is thick in this one.  image

    Get ready for the ensuing shitstorm...

  • BadOrbBadOrb Member UncommonPosts: 791

    Weirdly this could be taken as truth. In PSU we had a rubber duck and a walk in sunken bath :). Yeah devs don't even put in MMO mechanics from 2006 in their games. The horror!

    Cheers,

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  • Doriangray1Doriangray1 Member Posts: 53
    I am not impressed by the fact that my agony is amusing you. :(.....

    Rubber duck is incapable of hate.

    " The extinction of Rubber Ducks will bring forth the end of our days. "

  • indefindef Member UncommonPosts: 344
    10/10
  • SpottyGekkoSpottyGekko Member EpicPosts: 6,916
    Originally posted by Doriangray1
    I am not impressed by the fact that my agony is amusing you. :(.....

    Not your agony, but rather your rubber duck fetish, lol

     

    Erm, would you settle for a pet Mudcrab ?

  • dirtyd77dirtyd77 Member UncommonPosts: 383

    1/10

    for excepting inferior design. 

  • Doriangray1Doriangray1 Member Posts: 53
    Mud crab? Now, that's just racism.

    Rubber duck is incapable of hate.

    " The extinction of Rubber Ducks will bring forth the end of our days. "

  • DrakynnDrakynn Member Posts: 2,030
    Originally posted by dirtyd77

    1/10

    for excepting inferior design. 

    If one doesn't except inferior design then one accepts and that should never happen. 8P

  • ariestearieste Member UncommonPosts: 3,309
    Originally posted by Doriangray1

     

    Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game as to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?

    * cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!

    I'm sorry but you're just another troll that clearly hasn't done any research at all about the game.  

     

    Rubber duckies ARE in-game, but you have to buy the special edition:

     

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  • dirtyd77dirtyd77 Member UncommonPosts: 383
    Originally posted by Drakynn
    Originally posted by dirtyd77

    1/10

    for excepting inferior design. 

    If one doesn't except inferior design then one accepts and that should never happen. 8P

    1/10 to me for my shitty grammar..  

    Well played! 

  • AeonbladesAeonblades Member Posts: 2,083
    Originally posted by arieste
    Originally posted by Doriangray1

     

    Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game as to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?

    * cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!

    I'm sorry but you're just another troll that clearly hasn't done any research at all about the game.  

     

    Rubber duckies ARE in-game, but you have to buy the special edition:

     

    Omg I'm rolling here you guys are killing me. That is awesome haha.

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  • DAS1337DAS1337 Member UncommonPosts: 2,610
    Originally posted by Doriangray1

     

    Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game has to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?

    * cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!

    Horrible.

     

    I could deal with it if it were even remotely funny.  But, it looks like you have some fans here.  It's amazing how easy it is to amuse some people.

  • Doriangray1Doriangray1 Member Posts: 53
    Originally posted by arieste
    Originally posted by Doriangray1

     

    Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game as to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?

    * cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!

    I'm sorry but you're just another troll that clearly hasn't done any research at all about the game.  

     

    Rubber duckies ARE in-game, but you have to buy the special edition:

     

    This is a miracle! Rubber duck! I guess I have to return the gun I just bought. I apologize for my hasty behavior!

    Rubber duck is incapable of hate.

    " The extinction of Rubber Ducks will bring forth the end of our days. "

  • KnotwoodKnotwood Member CommonPosts: 1,103
    If they gave you rubber dukies and bathtubs, whats next?   Plungers and toilets?    Eventually it gets pretty nasty and I don't think that's the direction the devs want to take.  Its very unsanitary and has no place in MMORPG's.
  • DrakynnDrakynn Member Posts: 2,030
    Originally posted by dirtyd77
    Originally posted by Drakynn
    Originally posted by dirtyd77

    1/10

    for excepting inferior design. 

    If one doesn't except inferior design then one accepts and that should never happen. 8P

    1/10 to me for my shitty grammar..  

    Well played! 

    Actually your grammar was fine but your spelling....

    also your too hard on yourself I'd say 3/10 though you lost a couple points for not blaming auto-correct!!!

  • DrakynnDrakynn Member Posts: 2,030
    Originally posted by Doriangray1
    Originally posted by arieste
    Originally posted by Doriangray1

     

    Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game as to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?

    * cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!

    I'm sorry but you're just another troll that clearly hasn't done any research at all about the game.  

     

    Rubber duckies ARE in-game, but you have to buy the special edition:

     

    This is a miracle! Rubber duck! I guess I have to return the gun I just bought. I apologize for my hasty behavior!

    If this is true I'll forgive the whole explorer pack debacle and actually buy this game now!!!

    Rubber Ducky > Explorer Pack.

  • orionblackorionblack Member UncommonPosts: 493
    Originally posted by Doriangray1

     

    Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game has to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?

    * cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!

    Is that you Sir Copperfield??!! image

  • CeldrynCeldryn Member Posts: 84
    Originally posted by Doriangray1

     

    Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game has to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?

    * cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!

     

    +1 

     

    Sadly, this works well to describe some of the complaints that have been going around. 

  • ariestearieste Member UncommonPosts: 3,309
    Originally posted by Doriangray1

    This is a miracle! Rubber duck! I guess I have to return the gun I just bought. I apologize for my hasty behavior!

    You may want to keep the gun.  As i see it, here are the problems with the Rubber Ducky as things stand:

     

    1.  It can be played in any alliance, this goes completely against ES lore as established in by rubber duck reference in the first Elder Scolls game (Arena).

     

    2.  The rubber ducky's racial is overpowered for pvp, which means that the game is now basically pay to win.  

     

    3.  To be able to properly play with the rubber ducky requires the use of an add-on, which means that the game will be taken over by elitist mod-wielding bathtubbers who will min/max to the point of forcing the purchase of use of rubber duckies by EVERYONE, resulting in many DOTM builds and basically destroying the game.  

     

    4.  The very addition of the rubber ducky makes the game 100% themepark.  THis is so obvoius that i don't even need to explain.  

     

    5.  The rubber ducky is clearly a WoW clone.  

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  • indefindef Member UncommonPosts: 344
    Originally posted by DAS1337
    Originally posted by Doriangray1

     

    Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game has to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?

    * cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!

    Horrible.

     

    I could deal with it if it were even remotely funny.  But, it looks like you have some fans here.  It's amazing how easy it is to amuse some people.

     

    What is it like to be this mad over a video game?  It must be rough watching everyone enjoy themselves while you cry in the corner.

  • whisperwyndwhisperwynd Member UncommonPosts: 1,668
    Originally posted by arieste

    You may want to keep the gun.  As i see it, here are the problems with the Rubber Ducky as things stand:

     

    3.  To be able to properly play with the rubber ducky requires the use of an add-on, which means that the game will be taken over by elitist mod-wielding bathtubbers who will min/max to the point of forcing the purchase of use of rubber duckies by EVERYONE, resulting in many DOTM builds and basically destroying the game.  

     

    Found one such elitist...

    <img alt="Sesame_Street_Ernie_Rubber_Duckie_1970-500x322.jpg (500

  • rafalex007rafalex007 Member Posts: 244
    I demand early accsse on ruber ducks :(
  • indefindef Member UncommonPosts: 344

    With the combination of no rubber ducks AND no under-water content, how in the hell am I supposed to roleplay ANYTHING having to do bathtime.  This is such a basic function of MMORPGs that it is offensive Zenimax wouldn't include these basic game elements.

    Because of the clear stupidity of Zenimax to include these basic functions of an MMORPG I will be:

    1.  Cancelling my pre-order.

    2.  Posting about how upset I am in every ESO thread on every gaming website.

    3.  Filing a complaint with the Better Business Bureau because not including rubber ducks in a 2014 MMORPG is criminal.

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