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No bathtubs …or rubber ducks?...Definitely not going to buy this…

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  • DAS1337DAS1337 Member UncommonPosts: 2,610
    Originally posted by whisperwynd
    Originally posted by DAS1337

    Prove it or it didn't happen.  Actually, it would be more accurate that 2,000 of my posts were spent telling people how dumb they are.  I mean, if you really want to be accurate that is.

    This the reason for the long list of infractions? j/k

    People can get so easily get butthurt over the simplest things. I found it amusing, you didn't. Don't see why this should escalate...but it tends to all by itself.  image

    This is my way of making this thread amusing to read.  It's far more enjoyable than poorly thought out jokes.  For me anyways.

  • askdabossaskdaboss Member UncommonPosts: 631
    Originally posted by arieste
    Originally posted by askdaboss

     

    3) If you are neutral: do not post.

    I'm neutral.  I'm just neutral and armed with photoshop.

    Damn Neutrals!!!

  • DAS1337DAS1337 Member UncommonPosts: 2,610

    Well, it's work time.  I've done my part. 

     

    Goodbye thread.  Without me, you will soon perish and be buried among all of the other bad posts.

     

    RIP *tear*

  • Doriangray1Doriangray1 Member Posts: 53
    Originally posted by DAS1337

    Well, it's work time.  I've done my part. 

     

    Goodbye thread.  Without me, you will soon perish and be buried among all of the other bad posts.

     

    RIP *tear*

    Rubber duck will light a candle in your absence...that's just how kind it is.

    Rubber duck is incapable of hate.

    " The extinction of Rubber Ducks will bring forth the end of our days. "

  • PyatraPyatra Member Posts: 644
    Originally posted by arieste
    Originally posted by askdaboss

     

    3) If you are neutral: do not post.

    I'm neutral.  I'm just neutral and armed with photoshop.

     EVERYONE STAND BACK! HE HAS PHOTOSHOP!

    *Pulls out bull horn*

    *crackle* ZZZT*

    ARIESTE, DON'T DO ANYTHING  YOU MAY REGRET.  IF YOU TURN YOURSELF IN NOW, WE CAN GO EASY ON YOU.  IT DOESN'T HAVE TO END THIS WAY.

    *crackle* ZZZT*

  • DAS1337DAS1337 Member UncommonPosts: 2,610
    Originally posted by Doriangray1
    Originally posted by DAS1337

    Well, it's work time.  I've done my part. 

     

    Goodbye thread.  Without me, you will soon perish and be buried among all of the other bad posts.

     

    RIP *tear*

    Rubber duck will light a candle in your absence...that's just how kind it is.

    I shouldn't do this, but hi-jacking this thread so well made me want to spread some laughter.

     

    Read this thread and replace rubber duck, with rubber dick.

     

    Enjoy!

  • indefindef Member UncommonPosts: 344
    Originally posted by DAS1337
    Originally posted by Doriangray1
    Originally posted by DAS1337

    Well, it's work time.  I've done my part. 

     

    Goodbye thread.  Without me, you will soon perish and be buried among all of the other bad posts.

     

    RIP *tear*

    Rubber duck will light a candle in your absence...that's just how kind it is.

    I shouldn't do this, but hi-jacking this thread so well made me want to spread some laughter.

     

    Read this thread and replace rubber duck, with rubber dick.

     

    Enjoy!

    image

  • Doriangray1Doriangray1 Member Posts: 53
    Originally posted by Reham34
    Well OP look forward to hilarious hate mail in your inbox on here.  After my post I made yesterday about this subject like this the majority got a good laugh out of it.  But there are some on here who have their whitey tighties way to tight  and can't have a good laugh sometimes and took the time to send some interesting mail.  I hope you get some too they were quite amusing.  

    I already endured the absence of rubber ducks. I don't think that can even come close, my friend.

    Rubber duck is incapable of hate.

    " The extinction of Rubber Ducks will bring forth the end of our days. "

  • ElRenmazuoElRenmazuo Member RarePosts: 5,361
    rubber ducks go against lore
  • Doriangray1Doriangray1 Member Posts: 53
    Originally posted by ElRenmazuo
    rubber ducks go against lore

    Oh yeah? So, how does Molag Bal takes a bath? Is that even possible without a rubber duck?

    Rubber duck is incapable of hate.

    " The extinction of Rubber Ducks will bring forth the end of our days. "

  • whisperwyndwhisperwynd Member UncommonPosts: 1,668

     I've seen parody threads taken down because (I guess) it upset people or the person making the original. 

    Meh, humour is as varied as personalities but getting upset over it, and especially over such an anonymous medium as the internet, is a little disheartening.

    "A day without laughter is a day wasted."

    Charlie Chaplin

     

     

  • seacow1gseacow1g Member UncommonPosts: 266
    Somehow I can't help but think that my thread inspired this madness...Sadly I was being honest and serious in mine. So much hate.

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  • TheRealDarkeusTheRealDarkeus Member UncommonPosts: 314
    Originally posted by Doriangray1

     

    Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game has to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?

    * cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!

    You win.... Oh gods you win.  Ha!  This sounds like a lot of people on this site!!  

  • Doriangray1Doriangray1 Member Posts: 53
    Originally posted by seacow1g
    Somehow I can't help but think that my thread inspired this madness...Sadly I was being honest and serious in mine. So much hate.

    I don't understand why people think my request for rubber duck is not valid. This is madness. All the sudden I'm a criminal for pouring out my heart to you people. It is so bothersome to walk through this path of darkness and solitude...

     

    PS... Rubber ducks are incapable of hate.

    Rubber duck is incapable of hate.

    " The extinction of Rubber Ducks will bring forth the end of our days. "

  • Doriangray1Doriangray1 Member Posts: 53
    I just had too much espresso...I think I should start a petition... Free Rubber Ducks for everybody!

    Rubber duck is incapable of hate.

    " The extinction of Rubber Ducks will bring forth the end of our days. "

  • AvulAvul Member Posts: 196
    I would suggest you should look for another MMO.. called WildStar. I'm pretty sure they've got rubber ducks for customizing their mounts. I mean.. they've got Ramen noodles which you can put on top of an electrified hamster ball. So immersive that game.. so immersive.

    Elite: Dangerous - Space Exploration & Trading.

  • Doriangray1Doriangray1 Member Posts: 53
    Originally posted by zelaex
    I would suggest you should look for another MMO.. called WildStar. I'm pretty sure they've got rubber ducks for customizing their mounts. I mean.. they've got Ramen noodles which you can put on top of an electrified hamster ball. So immersive that game.. so immersive.

    You're right. thanks! maybe there I can immerse into the world and have true meaningful interactions with other players. Maybe, just maybe... I find someone who has the same interest in rubber ducks as me... then we can hold hands and raise rubber ducks in a bathtub together...forever.....

    Thank you so much. I think you just saved my life!

    Rubber duck is incapable of hate.

    " The extinction of Rubber Ducks will bring forth the end of our days. "

  • AvulAvul Member Posts: 196
    Originally posted by Doriangray1

    Thank you so much. I think you just saved my life!

    No problem mate. But always remember: Drugs are bad mmhhkay?!

    Elite: Dangerous - Space Exploration & Trading.

  • Doriangray1Doriangray1 Member Posts: 53
    Originally posted by zelaex
    Originally posted by Doriangray1

    Thank you so much. I think you just saved my life!

    No problem mate. But always remember: Drugs are bad mmhhkay?!

    My psychiatrist disagrees.

    Rubber duck is incapable of hate.

    " The extinction of Rubber Ducks will bring forth the end of our days. "

  • DaxamarDaxamar Member UncommonPosts: 593

    +1. Im laughing so hard now.

  • JeffSpicoliJeffSpicoli Member EpicPosts: 2,849
    Thx for the laughs OP, This is way better than the other dude crying over no underwater combat who i am convinced is trolling everyone,,,,

    • Aloha Mr Hand ! 

  • Doriangray1Doriangray1 Member Posts: 53
    Originally posted by thunderC
    Thx for the laughs OP, This is way better than the other dude crying over no underwater combat who i am convinced is trolling everyone,,,,

    Rubber duck is not a matter that can be joked about. I find your comment very offensive...

    Rubber duck is incapable of hate.

    " The extinction of Rubber Ducks will bring forth the end of our days. "

  • Allacore69Allacore69 Member Posts: 839

    Originally posted by Doriangray1
     Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game has to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?* cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!


    This must be your alt account seeing as you just joined today.

    Guess you other account was banned or suspended for putting up dumb topics like this.

  • Doriangray1Doriangray1 Member Posts: 53
    Originally posted by Allacore69

     

    Originally posted by Doriangray1
     

     

    Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game has to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?

    * cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!

     

     


    This must be your alt account seeing as you just joined today.

    Guess you other account was banned or suspended for putting up dumb topics like this.

    Actually, I just never felt my presence needed here till today. Thank you for the warm welcome man! I totally appreciate it. I hate to see that we do not agree on the rubber ducks. Beauty and love are very subjective topics, my friend. I do not find insulting people's interests satisfying… So, I wish you the best in finding what is closest to your heart. May you find your own rubber duck and live happily ever after.

    Rubber duck is incapable of hate.

    " The extinction of Rubber Ducks will bring forth the end of our days. "

  • Reion1Reion1 Member UncommonPosts: 178
    Originally posted by dirtyd77

    1/10

    for excepting inferior design. 

    +1

    "Everything the light touches is our kingdom" -- Mufasa
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