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No bathtubs …or rubber ducks?...Definitely not going to buy this…

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  • RigamortisRigamortis Member UncommonPosts: 207
    Originally posted by Doriangray1

     

    Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game has to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?

    * cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!

    Sir...I have the ultimate solution for you.  Camelot Unchained center piece for the upcoming game has been since its Kick Starter Campaign,  the worshipping of the Rubber Duck.  Even many pictures of their concept art feature this mythical creature.  I am sure you will find a some there and can ride off into the sunset with a rubber ducky under each arm while you ride one.

    -Rig

    Former GM and associate game designer for SOE and Square Enix.  (2001-2008)
  • Doriangray1Doriangray1 Member Posts: 53
    Originally posted by Rigamortis
    Originally posted by Doriangray1

     

    Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game has to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?

    * cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!

    Sir...I have the ultimate solution for you.  Camelot Unchained center piece for the upcoming game has been since its Kick Starter Campaign,  the worshipping of the Rubber Duck.  Even many pictures of their concept art feature this mythical creature.  I am sure you will find a some there and can ride off into the sunset with a rubber ducky under each arm while you ride one.

    -Rig

    Pure genius!!

    Rubber duck is incapable of hate.

    " The extinction of Rubber Ducks will bring forth the end of our days. "

  • MamasGunMamasGun Member Posts: 152
    Originally posted by seacow1g
    Somehow I can't help but think that my thread inspired this madness...Sadly I was being honest and serious in mine. So much hate.

    So much hate!  I read your topic the other day and thought, "No swimming?  It wouldn't bother me, but some people..." Then I saw this post today with the water comment... and then the rubber duck thing.  Then I thought instantly thought- "Troll post".  If I had to guess, I'd say- yes, you're being trolled by all tens of the ESO fanbase.  And not very well, might I add.

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  • BladestromBladestrom Member UncommonPosts: 5,001
    How delighful

    rpg/mmorg history: Dun Darach>Bloodwych>Bards Tale 1-3>Eye of the beholder > Might and Magic 2,3,5 > FFVII> Baldur's Gate 1, 2 > Planescape Torment >Morrowind > WOW > oblivion > LOTR > Guild Wars (1900hrs elementalist) Vanguard. > GW2(1000 elementalist), Wildstar

    Now playing GW2, AOW 3, ESO, LOTR, Elite D

  • Doriangray1Doriangray1 Member Posts: 53
    Originally posted by FoxBoogs
    Originally posted by seacow1g
    Somehow I can't help but think that my thread inspired this madness...Sadly I was being honest and serious in mine. So much hate.

    So much hate!  I read your topic the other day and thought, "No swimming?  It wouldn't bother me, but some people..." Then I saw this post today with the water comment... and then the rubber duck thing.  Then I thought instantly thought- "Troll post".  If I had to guess, I'd say- yes, you're being trolled by all tens of the ESO fanbase.  And not very well, might I add.

    Someone else mentioned replacing what the OP said with "Dick".  I have to disagree- I'm sure the OP gets a lot of rubber dick, and knows where to find it on the ready.

    Of course I do! Thank you so much for clarifying that for everybody… Sometimes, I am a little bit shy when it comes to facts about my life.

    Rubber duck is incapable of hate.

    " The extinction of Rubber Ducks will bring forth the end of our days. "

  • ButeoRegalisButeoRegalis Member UncommonPosts: 594

    Keep asking for the rubber duck, I'm sure they'll add it as a beta tester perk.

    If this were Blizzard the next expansion would feature rubber ducks as a playable race.

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  • Doriangray1Doriangray1 Member Posts: 53
    Originally posted by ButeoRegalis

    Keep asking for the rubber duck, I'm sure they'll add it as a beta tester perk.

    If this were Blizzard the next expansion would feature rubber ducks as a playable race.

    I believe when you strive for obtaining something beautiful, you should not quit under any circumstances. I welcome your message of hope, comrade.

    Rubber duck is incapable of hate.

    " The extinction of Rubber Ducks will bring forth the end of our days. "

  • Allacore69Allacore69 Member Posts: 839

    Originally posted by Doriangray1
    Originally posted by Allacore69   Originally posted by Doriangray1     Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game has to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW? * cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!  
      This must be your alt account seeing as you just joined today. Guess you other account was banned or suspended for putting up dumb topics like this.
    Actually, I just never felt my presence needed here till today. Thank you for the warm welcome man! I totally appreciate it. I hate to see that we do not agree on the rubber ducks. Beauty and love are very subjective topics, my friend. I do not find insulting people's interests satisfying… So, I wish you the best in finding what is closest to your heart. May you find your own rubber duck and live happily ever after.


    My love is my wife and kids.

    Not trivial "Rubber Duck's".

    Some of us here do have a life outside the internet and video games.

    If you want total reality in a game, I have 2 words for you:


    GO OUTSIDE

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