This is horrible! I just found out the Rubber Ducky Key can't be used until launch and not during early access!
Also the XP boost as using as a cod piece is far too high!
What if someone uses it as a mount! P2W BLARG!
Also ESO lore specifically mentions a green rubber Ducky happening sometime within 100 years of this rubber ducky. Therefore all rubber ducks throughout this whole Era should be green based on that one point in time! After all, there were green rubber ducks in Morrowind so that means there have always been green rubber ducks and in no point in time did things work out for a yellow rubber duck even for a single year much less a decade. Poorly interpreted lore BLARGLE SMARGLE GARGLE SNARF!
Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game has to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?
* cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!
Horrible.
I could deal with it if it were even remotely funny. But, it looks like you have some fans here. It's amazing how easy it is to amuse some people.
What is it like to be this mad over a video game? It must be rough watching everyone enjoy themselves while you cry in the corner.
I wouldn't know. Are you trying to unsuccessfully insult someone to be cool in the eyes of your peers? Sounds like high school to me. If you are going to be an internet bully, at least be good at it.
Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game has to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?
* cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!
Horrible.
I could deal with it if it were even remotely funny. But, it looks like you have some fans here. It's amazing how easy it is to amuse some people.
Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game has to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?
* cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!
+1
Sadly, this works well to describe some of the complaints that have been going around.
And a baiting thread is just as bad. If you want to have every thread or post saying how great Eso is then you are on the wrong forums.
Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game has to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?
* cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!
Horrible.
I could deal with it if it were even remotely funny. But, it looks like you have some fans here. It's amazing how easy it is to amuse some people.
What is it like to be this mad over a video game? It must be rough watching everyone enjoy themselves while you cry in the corner.
I wouldn't know. Are you trying to unsuccessfully insult someone to be cool in the eyes of your peers? Sounds like high school to me. If you are going to be an internet bully, at least be good at it.
In this confrontation, you would be the bully. "I don't like other people's sense of humor so they must be real big dumbies herp derp durrr."
If you don't enjoy the thread, it is not your obligation to come tell everyone they are wrong, your opinion is no more valid than theirs. If you want to give your opinion, fine, but to come in belligerent and say people are easily amused because you have a different sense of humor from others just comes off as being a jerk.
Currently Playing: ESO and FFXIV Have played: You name it If you mention rose tinted glasses, you better be referring to Mitch Hedberg.
Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game has to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?
* cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!
+1
Sadly, this works well to describe some of the complaints that have been going around.
And a baiting thread is just as bad. If you want to have every thread or post saying how great Eso is then you are on the wrong forums.
Yeah, it's a baiting thread, regardless of whether or not the OP has a point. And he does. Funny thing is, I'd get suspended for making a thread like this. Then again, I have a long laundry list of infractions here.. No surprise.
Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game has to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?
* cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!
lol win
but wait, is it gluten free, dairy free, and vegan friendly?
Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game has to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?
* cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!
Horrible.
I could deal with it if it were even remotely funny. But, it looks like you have some fans here. It's amazing how easy it is to amuse some people.
What is it like to be this mad over a video game? It must be rough watching everyone enjoy themselves while you cry in the corner.
I wouldn't know. Are you trying to unsuccessfully insult someone to be cool in the eyes of your peers? Sounds like high school to me. If you are going to be an internet bully, at least be good at it.
In this confrontation, you would be the bully. "I don't like other people's sense of humor so they must be real big dumbies herp derp durrr."
You have an interesting take on what being a bully actually is. By your definition, openly disliking something is considered bullying. If that is the case, then apparently we are all bullies. Luckily, that isn't the definition of being a bully. Nice try.
Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game has to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?
* cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!
+1
Sadly, this works well to describe some of the complaints that have been going around.
And a baiting thread is just as bad. If you want to have every thread or post saying how great Eso is then you are on the wrong forums.
Yeah, it's a baiting thread, regardless of whether or not the OP has a point. And he does. Funny thing is, I'd get suspended for making a thread like this. Then again, I have a long laundry list of infractions here.. No surprise.
Posting 2000 times about how everything about every game is terrible must be tough. You are certainly an unsung hero.
If you don't enjoy the thread, it is not your obligation to come tell everyone they are wrong, your opinion is no more valid than theirs. If you want to give your opinion, fine, but to come in belligerent and say people are easily amused because you have a different sense of humor from others just comes off as being a jerk.
Missed your edit.
This is an open forum. If you don't like people disagreeing with you, then don't come here.
Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game has to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?
* cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!
Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game has to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?
* cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!
+1
Sadly, this works well to describe some of the complaints that have been going around.
And a baiting thread is just as bad. If you want to have every thread or post saying how great Eso is then you are on the wrong forums.
Yeah, it's a baiting thread, regardless of whether or not the OP has a point. And he does. Funny thing is, I'd get suspended for making a thread like this. Then again, I have a long laundry list of infractions here.. No surprise.
Posting 2000 times about how everything about every game is terrible must be tough. You are certainly an unsung hero.
Prove it or it didn't happen. Actually, it would be more accurate that 2,000 of my posts were spent telling people how dumb they are. I mean, if you really want to be accurate that is.
If you don't enjoy the thread, it is not your obligation to come tell everyone they are wrong, your opinion is no more valid than theirs. If you want to give your opinion, fine, but to come in belligerent and say people are easily amused because you have a different sense of humor from others just comes off as being a jerk.
Missed your edit.
This is an open forum. If you don't like people disagreeing with you, then don't come here.
Turnabout is fair play.
On a scale of 1-10 how mad are you? You look like you're pushing about a 9 right now. "WAHHH OTHER PEOPLE ARE HAVING FUN AND I'M NOT WAHHHH".
Sounds like you could use some consoling from your rubber ducky. BUT WAIT you can't because Zenimax was criminal enough to not include rubber ducks in the game.
I feel horrible for you man. No rubber ducky to help mend your pain.
Yeah, it's a baiting thread, regardless of whether or not the OP has a point. And he does. Funny thing is, I'd get suspended for making a thread like this. Then again, I have a long laundry list of infractions here.. No surprise.
Oh I got banned once for this very thing. Someone had a Wildstar is better than ESO thread, then someone made other threads saying x was better than y game with other versions - I made a thread saying all 3 were better and I woke up to a lock and a ban. I wouldn't put it past them to do. Humor is tough to do here. People get angry easily but I still try because I like to laugh whether others want to or not.
Oh, you will come to know and love the MMORPG staff. They ban anything and everything.
Seriously… what a man has to do to get some realism in a MMO? I never thought of myself as a demanding guy. However, why the environment in this game has to be so primitive?…the lack of bathtubs…I can deal with… But no pet rubber ducks? What these Devs were thinking? Is it too much to want to immerse into a game that I am going to pay for? This is just pure cruelty… I waited for this game for over a year just for them not to add rubber ducks. I want my money back! This is robbery…How can I immerse into a world devoid of rubber ducks? HOW? ANSWER ME! How am I supposed to calm myself in the game after I get killed…without my rubber duck next to me…mending my battle wounds? HOW?
* cries hysterically* I thought these devs were better than this…to not include rubber ducks is a betrayal of trust. I don’t think I could ever play any other game from this company. This life has become too tiresome...I cannot go on with another game that does not recognize the existence of rubber ducks…Goodbye cruel world!
+1
Sadly, this works well to describe some of the complaints that have been going around.
And a baiting thread is just as bad. If you want to have every thread or post saying how great Eso is then you are on the wrong forums.
Yeah, it's a baiting thread, regardless of whether or not the OP has a point. And he does. Funny thing is, I'd get suspended for making a thread like this. Then again, I have a long laundry list of infractions here.. No surprise.
Posting 2000 times about how everything about every game is terrible must be tough. You are certainly an unsung hero.
Prove it or it didn't happen. Actually, it would be more accurate that 2,000 of my posts were spent telling people how dumb they are. I mean, if you really want to be accurate that is.
Telling people how dumb they are on an internet forum is the highest level of internet mad.
If you don't enjoy the thread, it is not your obligation to come tell everyone they are wrong, your opinion is no more valid than theirs. If you want to give your opinion, fine, but to come in belligerent and say people are easily amused because you have a different sense of humor from others just comes off as being a jerk.
Missed your edit.
This is an open forum. If you don't like people disagreeing with you, then don't come here.
Turnabout is fair play.
On a scale of 1-10 how mad are you? You look like you're pushing about a 9 right now. "WAHHH OTHER PEOPLE ARE HAVING FUN AND I'M NOT WAHHHH".
Sounds like you could use some consoling from your rubber ducky. BUT WAIT you can't because Zenimax was criminal enough to not include rubber ducks in the game.
I feel horrible for you man. No rubber ducky to help mend your pain.
It's probably more like a fun scale of 1-10. Which is probably around 8 right now. Only because I have hilariously daft people trying to argue with me. Some people get made with confrontation. I actually enjoy it. I'm an egocentric jerk.
Include sitting down and chairs and laying in beds, and you got me.
If you don't enjoy the thread, it is not your obligation to come tell everyone they are wrong, your opinion is no more valid than theirs. If you want to give your opinion, fine, but to come in belligerent and say people are easily amused because you have a different sense of humor from others just comes off as being a jerk.
Missed your edit.
This is an open forum. If you don't like people disagreeing with you, then don't come here.
Turnabout is fair play.
On a scale of 1-10 how mad are you? You look like you're pushing about a 9 right now. "WAHHH OTHER PEOPLE ARE HAVING FUN AND I'M NOT WAHHHH".
Sounds like you could use some consoling from your rubber ducky. BUT WAIT you can't because Zenimax was criminal enough to not include rubber ducks in the game.
I feel horrible for you man. No rubber ducky to help mend your pain.
See ? It's not only me! thanks for understanding...I may have to cancel my appointment with my therapist today. I never felt so much sympathy in my life.
Rubber duck is incapable of hate.
" The extinction of Rubber Ducks will bring forth the end of our days. "
Damn, now I'm going to get suspended for a day when the mods read my last post. Well played! It's cool, we have a love/hate relationship. I'll be back in no time.
Prove it or it didn't happen. Actually, it would be more accurate that 2,000 of my posts were spent telling people how dumb they are. I mean, if you really want to be accurate that is.
This the reason for the long list of infractions? j/k
People can get so easily get butthurt over the simplest things. I found it amusing, you didn't. Don't see why this should escalate...but it tends to all by itself.
Prove it or it didn't happen. Actually, it would be more accurate that 2,000 of my posts were spent telling people how dumb they are. I mean, if you really want to be accurate that is.
This the reason for the long list of infractions? j/k
People can get so easily get butthurt over the simplest things. I found it amusing, you didn't. Don't see why this should escalate...but it tends to all by itself.
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This is horrible! I just found out the Rubber Ducky Key can't be used until launch and not during early access!
Also the XP boost as using as a cod piece is far too high!
What if someone uses it as a mount! P2W BLARG!
Also ESO lore specifically mentions a green rubber Ducky happening sometime within 100 years of this rubber ducky. Therefore all rubber ducks throughout this whole Era should be green based on that one point in time! After all, there were green rubber ducks in Morrowind so that means there have always been green rubber ducks and in no point in time did things work out for a yellow rubber duck even for a single year much less a decade. Poorly interpreted lore BLARGLE SMARGLE GARGLE SNARF!
I wouldn't know. Are you trying to unsuccessfully insult someone to be cool in the eyes of your peers? Sounds like high school to me. If you are going to be an internet bully, at least be good at it.
Agreed.
And a baiting thread is just as bad. If you want to have every thread or post saying how great Eso is then you are on the wrong forums.
In this confrontation, you would be the bully. "I don't like other people's sense of humor so they must be real big dumbies herp derp durrr."
If you don't enjoy the thread, it is not your obligation to come tell everyone they are wrong, your opinion is no more valid than theirs. If you want to give your opinion, fine, but to come in belligerent and say people are easily amused because you have a different sense of humor from others just comes off as being a jerk.
Currently Playing: ESO and FFXIV
Have played: You name it
If you mention rose tinted glasses, you better be referring to Mitch Hedberg.
Yeah, it's a baiting thread, regardless of whether or not the OP has a point. And he does. Funny thing is, I'd get suspended for making a thread like this. Then again, I have a long laundry list of infractions here.. No surprise.
lol win
but wait, is it gluten free, dairy free, and vegan friendly?
You have an interesting take on what being a bully actually is. By your definition, openly disliking something is considered bullying. If that is the case, then apparently we are all bullies. Luckily, that isn't the definition of being a bully. Nice try.
Posting 2000 times about how everything about every game is terrible must be tough. You are certainly an unsung hero.
Missed your edit.
This is an open forum. If you don't like people disagreeing with you, then don't come here.
Turnabout is fair play.
These forums are not worthy of Sir Copperfield...
Prove it or it didn't happen. Actually, it would be more accurate that 2,000 of my posts were spent telling people how dumb they are. I mean, if you really want to be accurate that is.
Agreed and from a poorly rendered youtube bootleg of grainy quality his animations are obviously bad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RPUmRmdcjw
Informative too.
On a scale of 1-10 how mad are you? You look like you're pushing about a 9 right now. "WAHHH OTHER PEOPLE ARE HAVING FUN AND I'M NOT WAHHHH".
Sounds like you could use some consoling from your rubber ducky. BUT WAIT you can't because Zenimax was criminal enough to not include rubber ducks in the game.
I feel horrible for you man. No rubber ducky to help mend your pain.
Oh, you will come to know and love the MMORPG staff. They ban anything and everything.
Telling people how dumb they are on an internet forum is the highest level of internet mad.
Check and mate good sir.
It's probably more like a fun scale of 1-10. Which is probably around 8 right now. Only because I have hilariously daft people trying to argue with me. Some people get made with confrontation. I actually enjoy it. I'm an egocentric jerk.
Include sitting down and chairs and laying in beds, and you got me.
Here is a template response to this thread (based on personal opinion) to save valuable time for future posters. Just copy and paste as required.
1) If you love the game:
"Lol! +1 Everyone is like that in here... Best joke ever. Well done sir. Peed my pants, so funny. Lol."
2) If you hate the game:
"Found a pic of OP, see below:
3) If you are neutral: do not post.
See ? It's not only me! thanks for understanding...I may have to cancel my appointment with my therapist today. I never felt so much sympathy in my life.
Rubber duck is incapable of hate.
" The extinction of Rubber Ducks will bring forth the end of our days. "
This the reason for the long list of infractions? j/k
People can get so easily get butthurt over the simplest things. I found it amusing, you didn't. Don't see why this should escalate...but it tends to all by itself.
I'm neutral. I'm just neutral and armed with photoshop.
"Id rather work on something with great potential than on fulfilling a promise of mediocrity."
- Raph Koster
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Favourites: AO,SWG,EVE,TR,LoTRO,TSW,EQ2, Firefall
Currently Playing: ESO